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  • goswannie14
    Leadership Group
    • Sep 2005
    • 11166

    Cousins clean.

    According to 7 this morning Ben Cousins has been drug tested over 30 tines since joining Richmond. Every test result has been negative.
    Does God believe in Atheists?
  • CureTheSane
    Carpe Noctem
    • Jan 2003
    • 5032

    #2
    clearly a conspiracy is well up and running here.
    Personally I don't think 30 times is nearly enough.
    He shoudl have been tested every minute for the first month, every two for the second month, every three for the third and so on until he reached the 10th month and from that day on he should be tested every 10 minutes for the rest of his football career.
    After that he should be tested every 15 minutes just to keep some of the RWO posters happy.

    *sarcasm mode turned off*

    Seems the AFL have this well under control.
    He had 20 drug free posessions in the last game.....
    The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.

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    • givekidsakick
      On the Rookie List
      • Apr 2008
      • 178

      #3
      Go Cuz...

      Originally posted by CureTheSane



      Seems the AFL have this well under control.
      He had 20 drug free posessions in the last game.....
      Nah....it was 21......time for a snort.

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      • AnnieH
        RWOs Black Sheep
        • Aug 2006
        • 11332

        #4
        That must be costing the tiggers a fortune.
        Do you think they'll slack off later in the year?

        How long has he been at the tiggers? Two months?
        That's one approximately every two days (if he's been there two months).

        Feel the trust.
        Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
        Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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        • goswannie14
          Leadership Group
          • Sep 2005
          • 11166

          #5
          Originally posted by AnnieH
          That must be costing the tiggers a fortune.
          Do you think they'll slack off later in the year?
          I was under the impression that this was the AFL's cost, but I could be wrong.

          How long has he been at the tiggers? Two months?
          That's one approximately every two days (if he's been there two months).

          Feel the trust.
          The conditions were "up to" three tests a week. So it is pretty much on target.
          Does God believe in Atheists?

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          • AnnieH
            RWOs Black Sheep
            • Aug 2006
            • 11332

            #6
            Originally posted by goswannie14
            I was under the impression that this was the AFL's cost, but I could be wrong.The conditions were "up to" three tests a week. So it is pretty much on target.
            Like I said ... feel the trust!!
            Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
            Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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            • Wardy
              The old Boiler!
              • Sep 2003
              • 6676

              #7
              It would be someone at the drug agency's KPI on their balanced scorecard "test B Cousins 3 times per week" - they are close to passing their first quarterly review with flying colours.
              I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
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              • connolly
                Registered User
                • Aug 2005
                • 2461

                #8
                Originally posted by CureTheSane
                clearly a conspiracy is well up and running here.
                Personally I don't think 30 times is nearly enough.
                He shoudl have been tested every minute for the first month, every two for the second month, every three for the third and so on until he reached the 10th month and from that day on he should be tested every 10 minutes for the rest of his football career.
                After that he should be tested every 15 minutes just to keep some of the RWO posters happy.

                *sarcasm mode turned off*

                Seems the AFL have this well under control.
                He had 20 drug free posessions in the last game.....
                They don't and there is no evidence he did. The forensic effects of methamphetimine are dispersed from the system from twenty four to forty eight hours. Hence the frequency of the testing. The cost of tests are not that expensive, although i don't know the exact testing methodology being used. As i have just posted elsewhere Cuz is also subject to "spot" doping agency testing. The really astonishing thing is that the little champ isn't required to submit to a mandatory game day testing regime. Maybe the clowns that are ruinbing the game don't want the connection between amphetimines and performance enhancement to be made and want to continue the myth that methamphetimine is a "recreational" drug.
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                • 573v30
                  On the bandwagon...
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 5017

                  #9
                  Here we go again...
                  I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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                  • Robbo
                    On the Rookie List
                    • May 2007
                    • 2946

                    #10
                    Well done to him. I've never had a drug addiction, but from what I hear it's a very difficult thing to get rid of.

                    Looking forward to watching him play this year.

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