Now it's a "swans insider" complaining.
Ugly Football - Richard Hinds
Who's been blabbing?
Ugly Football - Richard Hinds
IN PAST instalments of the AFL's "ugly football" debate, an exercise in self-loathing during which a game that by every reasonable measurement is thriving declares itself to be at death's door, one thing could be taken for granted: it was always the Swans' fault.
First it was their evil genius coach Rodney Eade whose floods made those described in the Old Testament seem like duck ponds. But where Biblical floods were negotiable by ark, nothing, the critics warned, would save the AFL from Eade's monsoon.
First it was their evil genius coach Rodney Eade whose floods made those described in the Old Testament seem like duck ponds. But where Biblical floods were negotiable by ark, nothing, the critics warned, would save the AFL from Eade's monsoon.
"It's far worse than anything we did," said one Swans insider. "We're seeing some horrible football now. With the zone in place and loose men back it's getting like soccer. Kick back to a loose man. Handball side-ways. Is that better than a tough man-on-man contest?"

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