Swans' Season 2009 - Your predictions...

[Triple B]

First Goal Kicker: Barry Hall
Ladder Position at season end: 6th
Leading Goal Kicker: Barry Hall
First Tribunal Suspension: Amon Buchanon
Best and Fairest: Adam Goodes
Who will debut first: AFL: Daniel Currie, for Swans: Rhyce Shaw
Most improved: Craig Bird
What round (if any) will LRT kick a goal: Rd 11
Average home ground attendance - SCG: 23,567
Average home ground attendance - ANZ: 41,989

[stellation]

First Goal Kicker: Jesse White
Ladder Position at season end: 6
Leading Goal Kicker: Barry Hall
First Tribunal Suspension: Adam Goodes
Best and Fairest: Brett Kirk
Who will debut first: Mike Pyke
Most improved: Craig Bird
What round (if any) will LRT kick a goal: Round 2.
Average home ground attendance - SCG: 22,340
Average home ground attendance - ANZ: 34,900

[2005]

1st Goalkicker : Barry Hall
Ladder Position : 13 (Hate to say it)
Leading Goalkicker : Barry Hall
Tribunal Suspension : Barry Hall
Best & Fairest : Jarred McVeigh
Who will Debut 1st : Rhyce Shaw
Most Improved : Jesse White
What Rd LRT to kick a Goal : Wont
Home attendance at SCG : 18,900
Home attendance at ANZ : 32,454

[Bas]

SWANS 2009...

First Goal Kicker: Adam Goodes when he dates a new celebrity blonde.

Ladder Position at season end: 11, Sadly. It being the players fault

Leading Goal Kicker: Barry Hall

First Tribunal Suspension: Barry Hall

Best and Fairest: Rhyce Shaw

Who will debut first: Pyke

Most improved: Vezpremii


What round (if any) will LRT kick a goal: Does not kick a goal in 2009

Average home ground attendance - SCG: 23,500

Average home ground attendance - ANZ: 36,500

Worst Food - SCG

Dearest beer - Sydney $5.90

[Doctor]

1st Goalkicker : LRT with a wobbler from 25 out right in front.
Ladder Position : 7th
Leading Goalkicker : McVeigh
Tribunal Suspension : We'll go through the season without one
Best & Fairest : McVeigh
Who will Debut 1st : Rhyce Shaw or Pyke if naming Shaw is cheating
Most Improved : Vespa
What Rd LRT to kick a Goal : He'll kick one every round. They'll all be ugly.
Home attendance at SCG : 21,469
Home attendance at ANZ : 42,469

Premiers: Geelong
Wooden spoon: Melbourne
Number of time Eddie Maguire defends Collingwood's soft draw: 17
Period of time until his protege at North changes his name to Maguire: 2 years
Number of nightclub incidents: 12
First club in trouble: Hawthorn

[laughingnome]

Wooden spoon: Melbourne

If Richmond play all year like they did last night Melbourne would be hard pressed to suck more.