Barry Hall's 250th

[573v30]

Congratulations on making it to 250 games Bazza. I hope the umps don't ruin the occasion, I hope...

[COBHC]

Congratulations on making it to 250 games Bazza. I hope the umps don't ruin the occasion, I hope...

They will.

[Xie Shan]

A triumph over nigglers, divers, cheap shot merchants, wowsers, whiners, the maggots, small blokes with big inferiority complexes, difficult shielas and video evidence. You made it big fella. Hats off

Post of the year!!! And yes you did have everything covered. Well done Baz.

[EMJ]

I senrt Baz a Congratulations note from the family. Wishing him all the best and recognising him for all those games played and loved his thumbs up sign last week.

[Skilts]

he has to go

Oh no Barry!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dalai Lama]

oh no no no no no

SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING
AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
WHAT A PERFORMACE
WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[satchmopugdog]

Lovin' all the lyrics

[Bas]

SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
LATER AT THE PARTY ALL THE MPs RAVE
ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING
AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION
FOR HIS PROMOTION TO
THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
WHAT A PERFORMACE
WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO

This post is like Swine flu. Spreading across threads.

You don't know the words to "'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'' by any chance?