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  • Primmy
    Proud Tragic Swan
    • Apr 2008
    • 5970

    Fat and Thin

    It has just occurred to me how many stories start with "he was just a skinny kid" and I am wondering if a fat kid with potential was ever recruited effectively. I don't think I am talking about Scotty Cummings et al. Not the guys that had trouble keeping weight off as they got older. I am discussing the stars that started out as "he was just a fat kid"....thoughts on this rather brilliant Sunday morning?
    If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood
  • i'm-uninformed2
    Reefer Madness
    • Oct 2003
    • 4653

    #2
    Originally posted by Primmy
    It has just occurred to me how many stories start with "he was just a skinny kid" and I am wondering if a fat kid with potential was ever recruited effectively. I don't think I am talking about Scotty Cummings et al. Not the guys that had trouble keeping weight off as they got older. I am discussing the stars that started out as "he was just a fat kid"....thoughts on this rather brilliant Sunday morning?
    Cresswell apparently had a bigger arse than ScottH when he first got recruited
    'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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    • liz
      Veteran
      Site Admin
      • Jan 2003
      • 16818

      #3
      Cameron Ling is another

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      • dimelb
        pr. dim-melb; m not f
        • Jun 2003
        • 6889

        #4
        I think Jason Dunstall also. Would be the pick of the crop.
        He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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        • BSA5
          Senior Player
          • Feb 2008
          • 2522

          #5
          Patty Veszpremi?
          Officially on the Reid and Sumner bandwagon!

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          • Jewels
            On the Rookie List
            • Oct 2006
            • 3258

            #6
            I think I read somewhere that Cousins was a fat kid.

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            • laughingnome
              Amateur Statsman
              • Jul 2006
              • 1624

              #7
              Plugger, surely.

              Dew was also always a bit rotund.
              10100111001 ;-)

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              • dimelb
                pr. dim-melb; m not f
                • Jun 2003
                • 6889

                #8
                When I saw photos of Plugger at the start of his time with the Saints he looked lean and muscular, not what he bulked up to later of course, but not fat.
                He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                • Triple B
                  Formerly 'BBB'
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 6999

                  #9
                  Dean Rioli anyone?

                  How about Derek Kickett?
                  Driver of the Dan Hannebery bandwagon....all aboard. 4th April 09

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                  • Primmy
                    Proud Tragic Swan
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5970

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Triple B
                    Dean Rioli anyone?

                    How about Derek Kickett?
                    Derek at the end yes, but I am asking about first impressions upon joining an AFL club. The fat boys who were given a go.

                    I somehow cannot think of Jason Dunstall being slender....nah just won't come.

                    Just remembered that bloke that came up from Essendon about 97/98 for a season or two; jumper never bent over his bum. Anyone?
                    If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                    • Bloody Hell
                      Senior Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3085

                      #11
                      Byron Pickett was always a bit barrel-ish.
                      The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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                      • Wardy
                        The old Boiler!
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 6676

                        #12
                        Rutten has a good sized buttock - gives the sexiest man in footy (Lingy) a run for his money. Stuey Dew is well stacked in the buttock area as well.
                        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                        • Primmy
                          Proud Tragic Swan
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 5970

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Primmy
                          Derek at the end yes, but I am asking about first impressions upon joining an AFL club. The fat boys who were given a go.

                          I somehow cannot think of Jason Dunstall being slender....nah just won't come.

                          Just remembered that bloke that came up from Essendon about 97/98 for a season or two; jumper never bent over his bum. Anyone?


                          Its only taken a whole day. Andrew Bomford.
                          Last edited by Primmy; 17 August 2009, 05:18 PM.
                          If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                          • Lucky Knickers
                            Fandom of Fabulousness
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 4220

                            #14
                            Whilst not fat Swans are packing a fair amount of junk in the trunk with ROK, Schmidt and The Handy Dan.

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                            • snajik
                              Senior Player
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1115

                              #15
                              Originally posted by i'm-uninformed2
                              Cresswell apparently had a bigger arse than ScottH when he first got recruited
                              I'm a bit partial to the bigger arse look. Just not on a bloke.
                              It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play violin. That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver.
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