Stokes in trouble

**Lucky Knickers** · 4 February 2010, 07:19 PM

His lawyer decided against the Diggler Defence.

**Wardy** · 5 February 2010, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by Lucky Knickers

His lawyer decided against the Diggler Defence.

gold!!!

yes the Dirk Diggler look has had its day!

**Dalai Lama** · 5 February 2010, 09:02 AM

Richard Gasquet

Can he not plede the "Gasquet Defense" ?

**Wardy** · 5 February 2010, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Dalai Lama

Now that was an interesting defence!!!

**Kirkari** · 5 February 2010, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by Lucky Knickers

His lawyer decided against the Diggler Defence.

Is that the one where he goes into court and says, yeah, I did it, but have you seen THIS... lay-dies?

**Wardy** · 5 February 2010, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Kirkari

Is that the one where he goes into court and says, yeah, I did it, but have you seen THIS... lay-dies?

(you forgot to add the unzip of the trouser sound effect!

)

**Triple B** · 5 February 2010, 12:15 PM

Stokes may just say he found them on Fantasy Island.

Da plane, Da plane boss.

**ShockOfHair** · 9 February 2010, 02:22 PM

Clever penalty imposed by the club: get a job.

Hard labour: exiled Geelong star to seek meaningful work in factory

**Triple B** · 9 February 2010, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by ShockOfHair

Clever penalty imposed by the club:

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job
Sha na na na, sha na na na na

Edited for accuracy.

**ShockOfHair** · 9 February 2010, 05:22 PM

Damn! I can't get that song out of my head.

I also keep seeing a bunch of guys in hooped jumpers crooning to a short dude with moustache.

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