How many Sherrins does the Dalai Lama have?

[ShockOfHair]

Plus he already has a Swans jumper. Surely no need for a Pies strip.

O'Brien, an ambassador for the Dalai Lama's trip to Australia, gave him a signed football and a Collingwood jumper. His Holiness inquired about his facial hair, his African and Brazilian heritage, commented on his height, and wrapped a white silk scarf around O'Brien's neck.

A hug from His Holiness affirms the inner Magpie

[ScottH]

Typical Religious icon, switching sides to the one that's winning.

[jono2707]

Plus he already has a Swans jumper. Surely no need for a Pies strip.

He has all of these things, but he possesses none of them...

[ShockOfHair]

He has all of these things, but he possesses none of them...

(Sound of one hand clapping)

[Untamed Snark]

If an umpire makes a call in the woods but there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Xie Shan]

The Dalai Lama's first question for O'Brien: "Where's Kirky?"

He's no Kirk, but Harry O was the next best choice.