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  • BillyRayCypress
    On the Rookie List
    • May 2012
    • 1379

    VERY sad news for Swans

    Whilst having a quick swig of the moonshine from the jug, I glanced down at the Sunday Herald Sun to see the article on the last page of the sports section.

    Razorless Ray will not umpire a game this season as his knee injury has not recovered.

    I'm surprised no one else has seen it yet.
    Nothing like a good light bulb moment.
  • iigrover
    Warming the Bench
    • Sep 2005
    • 245

    #2
    :-D

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    • GongSwan
      Senior Player
      • Jan 2009
      • 1362

      #3
      Cut down in his prime, what a shame, NOT
      You can't argue with a sick mind - Joe Walsh

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      • aardvark
        Veterans List
        • Mar 2010
        • 5685

        #4
        I guess me sticking pins in the RR voodoo doll is still working.

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        • Yuri H
          That One Over There
          • Aug 2005
          • 588

          #5
          How did he wound his knee anyway? Genuflecting to a gold-framed portrait of himself?

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          • Kirkari
            On the Rookie List
            • Aug 2009
            • 1036

            #6
            Originally posted by Yuri H
            How did he wound his knee anyway? Genuflecting to a gold-framed portrait of himself?
            Superman still wears Brett Kirk Pyjamas

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            • Cpt. Kirk
              Warming the Bench
              • Feb 2011
              • 351

              #7
              I'm sorry that this is maybe insensitive but the day that an umpire is on the back page for sports is a sad day, razor ray is a terrible umpire and a blight on the game. His showboating should not be acceptable and if he is the umpires best as some say its a sad day for AFL. But on a sidenote how good was Bannister's no free kick to jetta(essendon) on the weekend.

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              • wolftone57
                Veterans List
                • Aug 2008
                • 5882

                #8
                Poor, Poor Petal! I will send him a BIG 'Stay Sick' Card!

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                • Primmy
                  Proud Tragic Swan
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 5970

                  #9
                  Well I noticed, but chose not to comment. I did not like him. When it gets so ordinary that I yell "bring back Goldspink" then you know there is an umpire out there that is irritating me. Sorry for his injury. Not sorry for his non appearance. I should be more generous. Nup. Not working.
                  If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                  • Adelaide Swan
                    Up There For Sydney!
                    • May 2010
                    • 326

                    #10
                    thank goodness for that. Very good news for us.

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                    • Old Royboy
                      Support Staff
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 879

                      #11
                      I thought you were going to say that umpires Jeff Dalgleish and Luke Farmer have been appointed for our game against West Coast. While Razor hates the Swans, these two hate anybody not in a West Coast jumper. Per game, Dalgleish averages 11 frees for West Coast and 3.5 against them. Farmer is not far behind. If we cop either of these two on July 15 watch out for a bloodbath.
                      Pay peanuts get monkeys

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                      • Ruck'n'Roll
                        Ego alta, ergo ictus
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 3990

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cpt. Kirk
                        I'm sorry that this is maybe insensitive but the day that an umpire is on the back page for sports is a sad day,
                        How dare you, don't you know the umpires are the most important people in the game, why else could this be happening.
                        If we all chip in and buy a set do you think it might improve our free kick differential?

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                        • Dosser
                          Just wild about Harry
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1833

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ruck'n'Roll
                          How dare you, don't you know the umpires are the most important people in the game, why else could this be happening.
                          If we all chip in and buy a set do you think it might improve our free kick differential?
                          Absolute gold! I cant wait until we see them in Weet Bix boxes (come to think of it, maybe Fruit Loops).

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