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  • Beerman
    Regular in the Side
    • Oct 2010
    • 823

    #61
    Originally posted by stellation
    How young does he look in this pic? It's like Barry's grabbed a kid from the crowd.
    How young do they both look? One thing I loved about Barry Hall is that 90% of the time he looked like a very dangerous man who I wouldn't be too keen on getting near. But sometimes when he smiled, his whole face lit up and he looked like a 5-year old kid on Christmas morning. (A little bit in that photo, but much more in others). I've often wondered if that was some clue to his personality - a certain childishness with all the good and bad that entails. I'm no Freud and even if he was, I'm not sure Barry would be that keen on lying on my couch and being psychoanalysed.

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    • Primmy
      Proud Tragic Swan
      • Apr 2008
      • 5970

      #62
      Absolutely agree with you Beerman. My analysis always. However he dissed us and we are nothing to him, therefore he is no longer anything to me.
      If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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      • longmile
        Crumber
        • Apr 2011
        • 3367

        #63
        Does anyone have highlights of LRT's efforts in the '05 Grand Final? Be great to rewatch

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        • BillyRayCypress
          On the Rookie List
          • May 2012
          • 1379

          #64
          Originally posted by longmile
          Does anyone have highlights of LRT's efforts in the '05 Grand Final? Be great to rewatch
          That's the problem. You have to go back to 2005 to see his best play.

          Barry who?
          Nothing like a good light bulb moment.

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          • longmile
            Crumber
            • Apr 2011
            • 3367

            #65
            Originally posted by BillyRayCypress
            That's the problem. You have to go back to 2005 to see his best play.

            Barry who?
            Oh I agree completely with you. Just felt like a trip down memory lane!

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            • Kirkari
              On the Rookie List
              • Aug 2009
              • 1036

              #66
              Originally posted by iigrover
              The 30 Rules of LRT

              1 - There are 3 types of footballers: those with skill, those without, and LRT who?s greatness deserves its own footballing-ability category
              2 - A champion team will always beat a team of champions, a team of LRTs would beat them both and impregnate all of their girlfriends
              3 - The era of the dominant full forward ended in the nineties because they knew LRT was coming
              4 - When LRT sings the club song, angels weep
              5 - When LRT kicks the ball, the ball winces
              6 - Most footballers run from point A to point B, in LRT's case point A and point B run to him out of respect
              7 - Behind every good man is a woman and behind every good woman is LRT - quite literally sometimes
              8 - AFL draft camp attendees, when measured for their decision making skills are measured in fractions of LRT
              9 - There's only one Tony Lockett, unless you count LRT; then there are two and a half
              10 - LRT didn't QUIT rugby to play AFL, he was politely asked to leave
              11 - LRT scrubs his teeth with tar because they're too white
              12 - LRT is the Swiss army knife of human beings
              13 - When LRT gets his hair cut the hairdresser sells the clippings to a jeweller and promptly retires
              14 - A small amount of LRTs time every day is dedicated to millions of starving children
              15 - God didn't rest on the seventh day, LRT took over and made beer, nachos, breasts and top gun
              16 - LRT doesn?t have a degree, he has 360 degrees
              17 - I can?t believe its not butter, but I can believe its LRT
              18 - A single LRT can hold 100 times more information than HD DVD and is pirate resistant, he is feared in Asia
              19 - If LRT were a sandwich he'd be an LRT - with the lot and be sought after by carnivores, herbivores and coeliac disease sufferers
              20 - There are no such things as straight lines - just hyphens of varied length
              21 - Actions speak louder than words, but LRT?s hyphen speaks louder than actions
              22 - LRT?s hyphen contains three deserts, a grassy tundra, two salt lakes and the original inhabitants of Easter Island plus a list of every positive adjective created in every language ever
              23 - The great wall of China was not originally a fortress but a scrappily made hyphen built to commemorate less than 7 centuries until the arrival of LRT to our world
              24 - Every sportsperson to ever wear the number 30 wore it as a tribute to LRT, every one to not wear it didn?t feel worthy
              25 - LRT has a great step for a man, he's an even bigger step for mankind
              26 - What LRT lacks in depth perception he makes up for in other ways only perceivable to someone with the talents of LRT, which is nobody
              27 - LRT's house has no electricity, he simply lights up all rooms with his presence, hence all Sydney Swans games played at night do not require lighting, just one LRT will suffice
              28 - When LRT wears a bandaid it's never to cover an injury, its to cover a love bite
              29 - Every 'mistake' LRT makes on the football field is merely a ploy to give the opposition a false sense of security, it?s the coaches orders, which were in fact LRT?s orders originally
              30 - It doesn?t matter if you're black or white; what matters is if you're LRT.
              This is the greatest post ever written in the history of the internet, the world, and the universe, unless LRT has written a post or posts, in which case, this post is next after that (or those).
              Superman still wears Brett Kirk Pyjamas

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              • Gezball
                Warming the Bench
                • Mar 2010
                • 244

                #67
                Originally posted by Kirkari
                This is the greatest post ever written in the history of the internet, the world, and the universe, unless LRT has written a post or posts, in which case, this post is next after that (or those).
                X2

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                • GongSwan
                  Senior Player
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1362

                  #68
                  66 to 18 likes v dislikes, LRT is killing it, as usual
                  You can't argue with a sick mind - Joe Walsh

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                  • bloodsman
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 54

                    #69
                    Let's count today how many times he fails to dispose of the ball properly when moving the ball forwards. Im very worried about his limited ability in the big games

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                    • erica
                      Happy and I know it
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1247

                      #70
                      Let's not. I can't be the only one on this forum who finds this whole LRT knocking disrespectful, surely?
                      All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke

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                      • Go Swannies
                        Veterans List
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 5697

                        #71
                        Originally posted by erica
                        Let's not. I can't be the only one on this forum who finds this whole LRT knocking disrespectful, surely?
                        No you're not alone Erica.

                        And the Swans have found the perfect LRT decoy for us:

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                        • Dirtyburt
                          Suspended by the MRP
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 853

                          #72
                          Originally posted by erica
                          Let's not. I can't be the only one on this forum who finds this whole LRT knocking disrespectful, surely?
                          I dont think it is disrespectful. Discussion is what footy forums are all about. I just think it is horribly uninformed and niave.

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                          • Primmy
                            Proud Tragic Swan
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 5970

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Go Swannies
                            No you're not alone Erica.

                            And the Swans have found the perfect LRT decoy for us:
                            http://www.sydneyswans.com.au/news/n...8/default.aspx
                            I agree Erica.

                            Dear Bevo, he would do anything for us, even now.
                            If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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                            • GongSwan
                              Senior Player
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1362

                              #74
                              Originally posted by erica
                              Let's not. I can't be the only one on this forum who finds this whole LRT knocking disrespectful, surely?
                              Love LRT, that was the point of the 2 threads, I don't really want to read all the knocking. It's really very simple, if he wasn't doing what was expected of him by the coaches, he would be in the 2's. I love the way he pops up all over the ground and his 100% effort
                              You can't argue with a sick mind - Joe Walsh

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                              • DamY
                                Senior Player
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 1479

                                #75
                                Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there's a lot of love for LRT. No-one is doubting his pressure and effort whenever he plays. But I believe there are a lot of supporters of other players who may feel that their star (whomever that may be) could shine *just as bright as LRT* given the opportunity. Personally I believe those that you may see as LRT knockers doubt him, but it really is about those that could potentially supersede him. This club will develop and rotate players through and there are some that may believe that LRT's best days are behind him (yet not forgetting what he has done in the past)

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