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  • swanspant12
    On the Rookie List
    • Oct 2009
    • 593

    Dane Swan

    Saw this rumour on another footy forum. Very interesting.

    Before anyone reads too far just wanna clarify I heard this on SEN late at night, so very, very unreliable rumour

    But thought today seems to be Rumour Monday and it was interesting (albeit far fetched)

    So the story goes that Dane Swan turned up to training under the weather and was confronted by Darren Jolly who asked if he was drunk
    Swan denied it, but Jolly went to the coaching staff and voiced his concerns.
    Heath Shaw then went and told Swan that Jolly had dobbed him in which p!ssed off Swan
    Swan then went and contacted someone at the Sydney Swans (Pies next opponent) and told them that Jolly has cortisone injections in his elbow and for them to target it

    Swan is apparently also over the media attention in melbourne and wants to move to a state that is not footy focussed (Sydney was mentioned)

    Again this is a very far fetched rumour but it's bout the scum so hopefully there is enough truth to effect their premiership chance
    LRT. Lord Roberts-Thompson. He may look like the Munster, but looks can be deceiving.


    2012 Bloods Premiers.
  • BillyRayCypress
    On the Rookie List
    • May 2012
    • 1379

    #2
    Sadly didn't last Saturday night. Even without Swan or Thomas.

    I think its very creative but very untrue.
    Nothing like a good light bulb moment.

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    • Melbourne_Blood
      Senior Player
      • May 2010
      • 3312

      #3
      Wouldn't surprise me, Jolly looks like he'd be a squealer.

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      • ScottH
        It's Goodes to cheer!!
        • Sep 2003
        • 23665

        #4
        I've heard worse things about Swan, which may of may not be true, which I don't think would fit our "bloods ethos".

        Nice rumour though, they usually start about now.

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        • ShockOfHair
          One Man Out
          • Dec 2007
          • 3668

          #5
          Just another night at Collingwood training.
          The man who laughs has not yet heard the terrible news

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          • barry
            Veterans List
            • Jan 2003
            • 8499

            #6
            He'll be a GWS player long before he's a swans player.

            GWS have plenty of picks/kids to offer up as trade as well.

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            • Swansongster
              Senior Player
              • Sep 2008
              • 1264

              #7
              Originally posted by barry
              He'll be a GWS player long before he's a swans player.

              GWS have plenty of picks/kids to offer up as trade as well.
              Wouldn't be surprised to see him at GWS. Wouldn't lose any sleep either. Anybody with that much skin art is too into themselves to fit into the Swans "No Dickheads" policy.

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              • Jewels
                On the Rookie List
                • Oct 2006
                • 3258

                #8
                Originally posted by Swansongster
                Wouldn't be surprised to see him at GWS. Wouldn't lose any sleep either. Anybody with that much skin art is too into themselves to fit into the Swans "No Dickheads" policy.
                There is nothing artistic about that scrawl that he has all over his body - and I am someone who actually likes and appreciates good tattoo work.

                My girls call him pyjama arms.

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