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  • Xie Shan
    Senior Player
    • Jan 2003
    • 2929

    Adam Spencer's Poem

    Some of you who receive the Swans emails may have already received this poem that Adam Spencer read out at the Swans' grand final dinner in Melbourne after the game. Posting it again here. Brought a tear to my eye.

    ******************

    Well what an epic contest, an amazing thing to see
    The Sydney Swans have won the flag, upon the MCG

    They just could not be bettered, they fought the greater fight
    And that is why it's time for us to 'run amok' tonight

    But as the crowd did roar 'cheer cheer', our voices raised the roof
    This afternoon's great victory, it evidenced a truth

    Today we raised the banner, shook thunder from the sky
    Today our boys proved once again, they simply never die

    You realise when you try to stop a Hannebery or Jetta
    That when you've given all you've got our boys just bounce back better

    You can attack our boys with samurai swords - and sever off their head
    And bury them in concrete, but our Swans are never dead

    You could take a funnel web spider, and hide it in the beard
    Of Nick Malceski or Rhyce Shaw, there's nothing to be feared

    You could jump on top of Adam Goodes, and tickle him to death
    But suddenly his smiling corpse, would draw another breath

    You could wire up Jude's testicles, give him half a million volts
    And barely get a grimace, from the mighty warrior Bolts

    And that is why on this great day, we held the trophy high
    These mighty bloods, our Sydney Swans, they simply never die
  • BeeEmmAre
    Commentary Team Captain
    • Aug 2005
    • 2509

    #2
    Magic!

    Tears in my eyes all over again!
    "It's up to the rest of the players in the room to make a new batch of premiership players next year," Adam Goodes, triple Bob Skilton Medallist, October 7, 2011.

    YOU BETCHA!!!!!!

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    • Primmy
      Proud Tragic Swan
      • Apr 2008
      • 5970

      #3
      Thank y ou, wasn't there, didn't hear this, would have fallen about in tears and laughter.
      If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from lava then you didn't have a childhood

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      • Triple B
        Formerly 'BBB'
        • Feb 2003
        • 6999

        #4
        Originally posted by Xie Shan
        You could wire up Jude's testicles, give him half a million volts
        Originally posted by BeeEmmAre
        Tears in my eyes...
        +1
        Driver of the Dan Hannebery bandwagon....all aboard. 4th April 09

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        • Alan
          On the Rookie List
          • Mar 2012
          • 156

          #5
          GOLD!

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          • Big Al
            Veterans List
            • Feb 2005
            • 7007

            #6
            At last, the secret to Judes kamikaze play is revealed.
            ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

            Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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            • BillyRayCypress
              On the Rookie List
              • May 2012
              • 1379

              #7
              Must have come across better after you've had lots of alcohol on the night. Four verses too many for my liking.

              I'm sure there will also be another Jim Main book churned out. We can only guess the cliched title.
              Nothing like a good light bulb moment.

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              • jono2707
                Goes up to 11
                • Oct 2007
                • 3326

                #8
                It's great that one of Sydney's most popular radio hosts (and nice guys) is such a big Swannies fan. He often mentions them in his show and has interviewed a few of the boys recently. He was over the moon about the Premiership and wore Swans gear non-stop for a week or more. Very good PR for us and yet another reason for people to ditch the likes of Gloria and listen to 702 instead....

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                • Bindo
                  Warming the Bench
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 138

                  #9
                  Love Adam's show and his support for the Swans. Does a great job each year at the Ladies lunch - trying to keep 400 women quiet during presentations is no mean feat!
                  I messaged him on the Monday morning after we beat the Pies, as he was so pumped and wanted to talk about it. I didn't really want to talk on air, but the producer called me back, so we had a chat. They then called me back after the GF for another chat. My son went to the Club dinner and after a few drinks strode up to Adam and said ' you know that annoying woman who calls you re the Swans, well that's my mother'. He just laughed and said it was nice to talk to someone who was passionate. Just being polite I bet!!!

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                  • undy
                    Fatal error: Allowed memo
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1231

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BillyRayCypress
                    Must have come across better after you've had lots of alcohol on the night. Four verses too many for my liking.

                    I'm sure there will also be another Jim Main book churned out. We can only guess the cliched title.
                    If you like it more understated, read Mic Looby's column in the current Big Issue.
                    Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless.

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                    • satchmopugdog
                      Bandicoots ears
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 3691

                      #11
                      LOved the verse about the beards
                      "The Dog days are over, The Dog days are gone" Florence and the Machine

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                      • Bloods05
                        Senior Player
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1641

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BillyRayCypress
                        Must have come across better after you've had lots of alcohol on the night. Four verses too many for my liking.

                        I'm sure there will also be another Jim Main book churned out. We can only guess the cliched title.
                        Curmudgeon.

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                        • BillyRayCypress
                          On the Rookie List
                          • May 2012
                          • 1379

                          #13
                          Originally posted by undy
                          If you like it more understated, read Mic Looby's column in the current Big Issue.
                          Never heard of either of them. Does it have references to funnel webs and tickling Goodes to death?

                          I'm guessing its a publication that sits somewhere between a Jehovah's Witness booklet and a trade union newspaper.

                          It's like Jim Main's books, just because it has something to do with the Swans, doesn't mean it can't be knocked.

                          I liked most of the poem however I doubt it was thought up between the end of the Grand Final and his presentation that night. There was no specific references to things from the game.

                          You'd think he would have mentioned some very memorable moments without any difficulty if he had come up with the rest of it. Sorry to burst the post Grand Final creativity bubble.

                          funnel webs and tickling........blah.............................. .....
                          Nothing like a good light bulb moment.

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                          • BillyRayCypress
                            On the Rookie List
                            • May 2012
                            • 1379

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bloods05
                            Curmudgeon.
                            Bah ......humbug.......................
                            Nothing like a good light bulb moment.

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                            • GongSwan
                              Senior Player
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1362

                              #15
                              The million volts through the testes brought a tear to my eye, just thinking about it
                              You can't argue with a sick mind - Joe Walsh

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