Shots Fired: G-Man Re-Signs - 9 years

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  • magic.merkin
    Senior Player
    • Jul 2008
    • 1199

    Swans chat Shots Fired: G-Man Re-Signs - 9 years

    G-Man Re-Signs - GWSGIANTS.com.au

    The GIANTS are delighted to announce they have re-signed the club mascot G-Man for the next nine years.

    "And I'm rapt that Big Mummy is joining us. I met him under the Anzac Bridge this morning and he's almost as tall as me. It will be great to have him swanning around Western Sydney and Canberra."

    "Naturally we did our due diligence and put him through a thorough medical examination before putting pen to paper. We have inserted a wear and tear clause in his contract simply because he is always being mobbed by children wherever he goes," he said, "But we have no doubt he is worth every cent and hope we can extend him beyond the next nine years. He is not only proudly silly but he will always Stand Tall."
  • giant
    Veterans List
    • Mar 2005
    • 4731

    #2
    I've seen this G-Man - no loss here, highly over-rated show pony, Cyggie danced his ass off.

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    • Reggi
      On the Rookie List
      • Jan 2003
      • 2718

      #3
      To quote Paul Keating. "I feel I have just been belted with wet newspaper"
      You don't ban those who supported your opponent, you make them wallow in their loserdom by covering your victory! You sit them in the front row. You give them a hat! Toby Ziegler

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      • ugg
        Can you feel it?
        Site Admin
        • Jan 2003
        • 15970

        #4
        They gave Brogan a nine year deal?
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        • Dosser
          Just wild about Harry
          • Mar 2011
          • 1833

          #5
          Completely irresponsible. The AFL should save them from themselves.

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          • DK_
            On the Rookie List
            • Jun 2013
            • 454

            #6
            Giants have signed Hawkins?! The Melbourne media are going to lose it!

            TomHawkinsGWS.jpg

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            • jono2707
              Goes up to 11
              • Oct 2007
              • 3326

              #7
              Quite possibly the worst mascot ever.

              Still, given the length of his contract, he might outlast the club by a few years....

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              • aardvark
                Veterans List
                • Mar 2010
                • 5685

                #8
                Cyggie threatens to go into draft, wants 15 year deal!

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                • Auntie.Gerald
                  Veterans List
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 6480

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Reggi
                  To quote Paul Keating. "I feel I have just been belted with wet newspaper"
                  or as Keating said to Johnny

                  "I am not like the Leader of the Opposition. I did not slither out of the Cabinet room like a mangy maggot..."

                  he also doid call the Indonesian PM "recalcitrant"..............ehhhhhh
                  "be tough, only when it gets tough"

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                  • Cardinal
                    Regular in the Side
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 932

                    #10
                    That was the Malaysian PM.

                    I actually think G-Man (if that's his real name) has more visability at games than Cyggy - sorry.

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                    • AnnieH
                      RWOs Black Sheep
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 11332

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jono2707
                      Quite possibly the worst mascot ever.

                      Still, given the length of his contract, he might outlast the club by a few years....
                      First gut laugh of the day.
                      Thanks mate.
                      Wild speculation, unsubstantiated rumours, silly jokes and opposition delight in another's failures is what makes an internet forum fun.
                      Blessed are the cracked for they are the ones who let in the light.

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                      • Xie Shan
                        Senior Player
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2929

                        #12
                        They're at it again!

                        Leadership group recommends 9 year offer to G-Man be lifted to 10 on basis he is "excellent cultural fit" Still waiting on AFL #proudlysilly
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                        They're at it again!

                        Leadership group recommends 9 year offer to G-Man be lifted to 10 on basis he is "excellent cultural fit" Still waiting on AFL #proudlysilly

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                        • jono2707
                          Goes up to 11
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 3326

                          #13
                          Might be a cultural fit but them shoes certainly don't....

                          #noonewantsyou #stupidwasteofmoney

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