Longmire's Resolution

[wolftone57]

I thought this wonderful and had a huge laugh. A bit like when Spida came up here really.

SYDNEY SWANS
John Longmire
To try to resist spending the next nine years covertly visiting every hip Sydney nightspot, every weekend.

[Meg]

Just read the full list on AFL site. They nearly had me convinced till I got to the Mick Malthouse quote. Anyway this is pretty good as well:

Paul Roos

"To try to remember that I am not at the Swans any more and to stop reminding people that I recruited Joey Kennedy, Marty Mattner, Rhyce Shaw, Mike Pyke (he's from Canada), etc, etc, etc."