Grand Final predictions

[bungwahl]

Swans by 18
First goal: Mitchell
Most goals: Tippett (4)
Most disposals: JPK (34)
Most tackles: Heeney (12)
Norm Smith: Rampe (29 touches, 7 tackles, 7 intercept marks, 10 1%, 1 goal, impressive moustache)

[jono2707]

Swans by 39
First goal Joey
Norm Smith - Buddy after kicking a bag and generally running rings around em.

[RogueSwan]

Swans by 15
First goal: Gazzaaaaaa!
Most goals: Stringer 4
Most disposals: Mitchell (37)
Most tackles: Hewett (14)
Norm Smith: Parker (30 touches, 11 tackles, 16 contested possessions, 3 goals 1 behind, impressive moustache)
Last goal: Bont
Worst umpiring call/non-call: "Play on, not fifteen" for a Swans kick-in that was clearly 20m. Smith is tackled and "head gear" converts the free kick.

[dejavoodoo44]

Winner: Swans by 27
First goal: Rohan
N. Smith: N. Smith

Yes, it's probably about time that a Smith won the Smith. I don't think it's happened before, has it? He's certainly been one of our best during the finals.

[swansprincess]

Swans by 19
First Goal: McGlynn
Norm Smith: Hanners

[bloodbrother]

swans by 49
first goal Benny
Norm smith Joey

[aardvark]

Swannies by 1 point after the siren.
First goal. Libber.
Norm Smith. Tommy Papley with 6 goals.

[Mug Punter]

Swans by 26
Norm Smith: JPK
Buddy: 4 Goals

[mcs]

I will take solace from the Squiggle as well
Squiggle 2016

Better rating slightly in terms of attack than 2012, better rating slightly in terms of defence than 2005 (some feat that). If we play to our best, we will win!

[Billericay]

Swans by 7
Jack
Heeney

[Levii3]

Not sure who'll win if we win 10 points. Its 50/50 who wins really.
N.Smith: Mitchell or Heeney

[goswannies]

I need something to go wrong in the next 23 hours. I left my pre-packed grand final lunch in the fridge at work ... my flight to Melbourne has been delayed ... if bad things happen in 3s, get them out of the way before the Grand Final!!

[rojo]

Swans by 25
Gary Rohan
Tom Mitchell

[Doctor]

Swans by 25
First goal: Franklin
Norm Smith: JPK

[Ludwig]

1. ?The New Zealand flag is raised when they play the national anthem.
2. Mike Pyke doesn't notice and is spotted in the stands singing 'God Bless America'.
3. The time keeper suffers a stroke and the 1st quarter lasts 2 hours and 14 minutes before Gillon McLaughlan gets a phone call from his brother who says he should do something because the everyone knows the Swans are the best 1st quarter team in football.
4. Gill runs out on the field and calls a stop to the quarter with the Swans ahead 158-6. He takes away all the Swans points and slaps on a 5 year trading ban for unsportsmanlike conduct.
5. While Gill is leaving the playing ground he is viciously attacked by Syd, the Bulldogs mascot, and is taken to hospital with a suspected case of rabies. McLaughlan sues the Bulldogs hiring Slater and Gordon as his attorneys. He wins the suit and the Bulldogs go bankrupt.
6. Eddie McGuire is interviewed at halftime. He says he loves footy, but it should only be played by white people.
7. With only seconds left in the game the Bulldogs are up 6 - 1. It's been a tight defensive battle.
8. McVeigh has the ball 55 metres our from goal with Shane Biggs defending the mark. Biggs graps Macca's pointing finger resulting in a 50 metre penalty being awarded to McVeigh.
9. The crowd is going nuts and maul Matt Stevic.
10. While taking the final kick of the game, McVeigh's calf muscle gives way and he shanks the ball which hits the post. The Bulldogs win 6-2.
11. Barry says: 'I told you so"