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  • Auntie.Gerald
    Veterans List
    • Oct 2009
    • 6480

    John.....horse.......thank you :)

    "be tough, only when it gets tough"

  • southsideswan
    Warming the Bench
    • Oct 2012
    • 237

    #2
    absolute gold .. thank you for posting. I laughed knowingly thinking how true.

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    • liz
      Veteran
      Site Admin
      • Jan 2003
      • 16772

      #3
      I enjoyed the part about the senior players giving him a nickname that he didn't much like, but how his protests ensured that it stuck.

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      • Mug Punter
        On the Rookie List
        • Nov 2009
        • 3325

        #4
        Class act

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        • S.S. Bleeder
          Senior Player
          • Sep 2014
          • 2165

          #5
          LOL. Very clever. Specially that bit about smiling occasionally. I hope the young guys suched in everything he said.

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          Originally posted by liz
          I enjoyed the part about the senior players giving him a nickname that he didn't much like, but how his protests ensured that it stuck.
          I'm sure that Horse didn't complaint to much about his nickname.

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          • liz
            Veteran
            Site Admin
            • Jan 2003
            • 16772

            #6
            Originally posted by S.S. Bleeder


            I'm sure that Horse didn't complaint to much about his nickname.
            No doubt there are worse nicknames a bloke can acquire, but I imagine it's caused some awkwardness for him at times, particularly as it is such a public nickname. How old do you reckon his kids were when they first asked, "Dad, why does everyone call you Horse?" And how do you suppose he responded?!

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            • Meg
              Go Swannies!
              Site Admin
              • Aug 2011
              • 4828

              #7
              Originally posted by liz
              No doubt there are worse nicknames a bloke can acquire, but I imagine it's caused some awkwardness for him at times, particularly as it is such a public nickname. How old do you reckon his kids were when they first asked, "Dad, why does everyone call you Horse?" And how do you suppose he responded?!
              The official story is that it is Longmire?s body physique and size which earned him the nickname 'Horse'. So I expect that's what he has told his children. He is 194cm tall and weighs 102kg (according to Wikipedia). Those with vivid imaginations prefer to believe the nickname refers to just a particular part of his body.

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              • dimelb
                pr. dim-melb; m not f
                • Jun 2003
                • 6889

                #8
                The nickname derives from his time at North. There was a movie titled A Man Called Horse starring Richard Harris, a noted film tough guy.
                He reminds him of the guys, close-set, slow, and never rattled, who were play-makers on the team. (John Updike, seeing Josh Kennedy in a crystal ball)

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                • Meg
                  Go Swannies!
                  Site Admin
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 4828

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dimelb
                  The nickname derives from his time at North. There was a movie titled A Man Called Horse starring Richard Harris, a noted film tough guy.
                  Ah, knew name dated back to time at North but haven't heard that explanation before. Does that make the Swans the equivalent of the Native American tribe in the book/movie??

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                  • takeheed
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2017
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Who wouldnt the nickname Horse?!

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                    • Swansongster
                      Senior Player
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 1264

                      #11
                      Originally posted by takeheed
                      Who wouldnt the nickname Horse?!
                      Sure is better than Donkey.

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                      • RogueSwan
                        McVeigh for Brownlow
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 4602

                        #12
                        At a business luncheon up here in Coffs a woman asked him the origin of his nickname. I think she was an AFL noob and her table had pushed her to ask the question judging by their laughter.
                        John's slightly awkward response was that he was given the nickname because he ate like a horse. I don't think anyone believed that.
                        "Fortunately, this is the internet, so knowing nothing is no obstacle to having an opinion!." Beerman 18-07-2017

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                        • Bloody Hell
                          Senior Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3085

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RogueSwan
                          At a business luncheon up here in Coffs a woman asked him the origin of his nickname. I think she was an AFL noob and her table had pushed her to ask the question judging by their laughter.
                          John's slightly awkward response was that he was given the nickname because he ate like a horse. I don't think anyone believed that.
                          I've heard him say it's because he likes carrots.

                          I've heard others say it's because he was such a prodigious long kick, ie kicking like a horse.

                          There's only one reason a guy is nicknamed Horse in a sports team.
                          The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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                          • 0918330512
                            Senior Player
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 1654

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bloody Hell
                            I've heard him say it's because he likes carrots.

                            I've heard others say it's because he was such a prodigious long kick, ie kicking like a horse.

                            There's only one reason a guy is nicknamed Horse in a sports team.
                            Long face?

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                            • RogueSwan
                              McVeigh for Brownlow
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 4602

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 09183305
                              Long face?
                              Well, after Saturday's result definitely.
                              "Fortunately, this is the internet, so knowing nothing is no obstacle to having an opinion!." Beerman 18-07-2017

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