Match Committee 6 July
Longmire: The first thing on the agenda is Millsy. So how?s he doing Doc?
Doc: He seems okay. He?s running well and is in good spirits.
Longmire: That?s great. So Millsy is in this week.
Doc: The only problem is that Mills thinks he?s a chicken.
Longmire: A chicken? Well, that?s almost a Swan. They?re both birds. Right?
Doc: Swans and chickens share 97% of the same DNA, but it is unusual that a man thinks he?s a chicken. I?m not sure if he?s quite right to play.
Longmire: 97%! Well, then he?s only got 3% to go till he?s 100%. He can get there by Saturday. I?m sure.
Kirk: I was wondering why Rohan was chasing Millsy all around the place during training. Those 2 have been inseparable since Millsy got knocked out. It could be a problem in the game.
Longmire: We can fix that easy. We?ll play them both together on the wing.
Blakey: Yeah! BT will call it the Chicken Wing! You?ll be a legend for Horse?s Chicken Wing. You?ll be Coach of The Year again for sure.
Longmire: You?ve got a job here forever John, even if your kid goes to North Melbourne. Well now that we?ve got that settled we can decide on any changes for the game. I think we should bring Sinkers back this week. What do you say Macca?
Playfair: I?m not McVeigh. I?m Henry Playfair, but you can call me Hank.
Longmire: Who?
Playfair: Henry Playfair. I?m an assistant coach.
Longmire: How come I never saw you before?
Playfair: Maybe it?s because I?m the coach behind those big foamy things that the ruckmen jump into during training.
Longmire: You mean that drill when the ruckman usually sprains his ankle or his medial ligament?
Playfair: Yeah. That?s the drill. I was surprised you never got angry at me about those injuries.
Longmire: Angry? Why would I get angry about something like that? If they don?t get injured we could never justify paying 20% of a salary cap on ruckmen.
Playfair: Yeah! Good point Horse. I?m still surprised how you got me mixed up with McVeigh. Didn?t you notice that I?m much taller and heavier than McVeigh?
Longmire: I thought it was just Macca?s inflated ego that made him look so big.
Kirk: Could we move on. I?m a bit pressed for time. I?ve got an audience in 15 minutes with the
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Longmire: Okay. Then it?s settled. Sinkers in for Florent.
Harley: What do we put down as the reason for Florent?s omission? If we put Omitted, he?ll lose confidence.
Longmire: Okay then, put down sexual harassment. So I guess that does it
Harley: Not yet. I just got a text message from Ludwig.
Longmire: Aaaaarghh!! Not him again! Why can?t we ever get through a meeting without Ludwig putting his 2 cents in?
Harley: He?s very well connected. He went to the same private school as Andrew Pridham.
Longmire: Alright. Let?s get it over with. What does it say?
Harley: It says ?If we play Sinclair, we are well and truly French Sealed.?
Longmire: What the ?? What does that mean?
Harley: I don?t know. It?s a coded message. He?s just being cautious, I guess. So many hackers these days.
Longmire: Why does he have to send coded messages? Who cares if Rodney Eade sees his message? We?re not going to listen to Ludwig anyway.
Harley: Let?s not be too rash now. Let?s get it decoded first. I don?t think he?s worried about Rodney.
Longmire: What is it then?
Harley: The RWO Mods.
Longmire: Does Ludwig think we have Alan Turing on our staff? This is not going to be easy.
Kirk: Why don?t we get Ben Ronke to decode the message? I?ve got a strong vibe that he?s the reincarnation of Alan Turing. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Longmire: We can?t wait. The AFL deadline is close. We?ve got to get the changes in now. I?m the head coach around here ??????.
Harley, (under his breath): In name only.
Longmire: ???. and I say its Sinkers in, Florent out.
Harley: Wait! I just got a new tweet. It says @TheRealHorseLongmire is overated. Ratings way down. Fake Coach. Sad!
Longmire: I?ve had enough of this. My word is final. We?re done here.
Longmire: The first thing on the agenda is Millsy. So how?s he doing Doc?
Doc: He seems okay. He?s running well and is in good spirits.
Longmire: That?s great. So Millsy is in this week.
Doc: The only problem is that Mills thinks he?s a chicken.
Longmire: A chicken? Well, that?s almost a Swan. They?re both birds. Right?
Doc: Swans and chickens share 97% of the same DNA, but it is unusual that a man thinks he?s a chicken. I?m not sure if he?s quite right to play.
Longmire: 97%! Well, then he?s only got 3% to go till he?s 100%. He can get there by Saturday. I?m sure.
Kirk: I was wondering why Rohan was chasing Millsy all around the place during training. Those 2 have been inseparable since Millsy got knocked out. It could be a problem in the game.
Longmire: We can fix that easy. We?ll play them both together on the wing.
Blakey: Yeah! BT will call it the Chicken Wing! You?ll be a legend for Horse?s Chicken Wing. You?ll be Coach of The Year again for sure.
Longmire: You?ve got a job here forever John, even if your kid goes to North Melbourne. Well now that we?ve got that settled we can decide on any changes for the game. I think we should bring Sinkers back this week. What do you say Macca?
Playfair: I?m not McVeigh. I?m Henry Playfair, but you can call me Hank.
Longmire: Who?
Playfair: Henry Playfair. I?m an assistant coach.
Longmire: How come I never saw you before?
Playfair: Maybe it?s because I?m the coach behind those big foamy things that the ruckmen jump into during training.
Longmire: You mean that drill when the ruckman usually sprains his ankle or his medial ligament?
Playfair: Yeah. That?s the drill. I was surprised you never got angry at me about those injuries.
Longmire: Angry? Why would I get angry about something like that? If they don?t get injured we could never justify paying 20% of a salary cap on ruckmen.
Playfair: Yeah! Good point Horse. I?m still surprised how you got me mixed up with McVeigh. Didn?t you notice that I?m much taller and heavier than McVeigh?
Longmire: I thought it was just Macca?s inflated ego that made him look so big.
Kirk: Could we move on. I?m a bit pressed for time. I?ve got an audience in 15 minutes with the
dali llama.jpg
Longmire: Okay. Then it?s settled. Sinkers in for Florent.
Harley: What do we put down as the reason for Florent?s omission? If we put Omitted, he?ll lose confidence.
Longmire: Okay then, put down sexual harassment. So I guess that does it
Harley: Not yet. I just got a text message from Ludwig.
Longmire: Aaaaarghh!! Not him again! Why can?t we ever get through a meeting without Ludwig putting his 2 cents in?
Harley: He?s very well connected. He went to the same private school as Andrew Pridham.
Longmire: Alright. Let?s get it over with. What does it say?
Harley: It says ?If we play Sinclair, we are well and truly French Sealed.?
Longmire: What the ?? What does that mean?
Harley: I don?t know. It?s a coded message. He?s just being cautious, I guess. So many hackers these days.
Longmire: Why does he have to send coded messages? Who cares if Rodney Eade sees his message? We?re not going to listen to Ludwig anyway.
Harley: Let?s not be too rash now. Let?s get it decoded first. I don?t think he?s worried about Rodney.
Longmire: What is it then?
Harley: The RWO Mods.
Longmire: Does Ludwig think we have Alan Turing on our staff? This is not going to be easy.
Kirk: Why don?t we get Ben Ronke to decode the message? I?ve got a strong vibe that he?s the reincarnation of Alan Turing. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
turing ronke.jpg
Longmire: We can?t wait. The AFL deadline is close. We?ve got to get the changes in now. I?m the head coach around here ??????.
Harley, (under his breath): In name only.
Longmire: ???. and I say its Sinkers in, Florent out.
Harley: Wait! I just got a new tweet. It says @TheRealHorseLongmire is overated. Ratings way down. Fake Coach. Sad!
Longmire: I?ve had enough of this. My word is final. We?re done here.
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