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Well in case anyone doesn't know what figjam means, it stands for '@@@@ I'm good, just ask me'
It's a long term name given to him because he was/is so up himself.
Here is a stupid CTS drunk story.
Don't know if I've mentioned it before.
My friends & I are out in St.Kilda from memory on a night in between the Brownlow and the GF.
It was the Brownlow where Buckley's wife wore the dress with the g-string showing.
Anyway, we walk past a resturant on the way to a bar, and there is a table of Collingwouldn't players having dinner.
Figjam is of course sitting right next to the window so that everyone can see him.
We walk past and go to our bar.
The place sucked, so we left, and walked back past the resturant.
By now we were all pretty smashed, and I had a 'brainwave'
I walked up to the window, turned around, pulled down my pants and yanked my jocks up my arse imitating a g-string and waved my arse at Buckley.
Didn't see what happened, as I had my back to them, but my mates said that the Wobbles players all started pissing themselves, and Buckley looked like death
Fun times
The difference between insanity and genius is measured only in success.
CTS - you are my hero - I would love to have seen that - just to see FIGJAM'S cranky face would have been soooooo good!
I notice that the rumours down there regarding fig's wife and another Wobbles player have been squashed - or is there some element of truth in it and King Willly Wheetie (Eddie) paid everyone off to shut up about it? Just an observation I suppose.
I remember seeing Fig & Mrs Fig on Bert Newton's show one day I was at home feeling like death - and Bert was talking to Mrs Fig about her fancy shoe shop in South Yarra.
They were showing a pair of boots that cost about $1000 (I think) and Bert said - "I could see all the Collingwood fans wearing a pair of these at that price, hell they'd purchace 2 pairs for home and away fixtures" Mr & Mrs Fig were not impressed with Bert and the segment ended rather quickly after that! It made me feel 100% better I can tell you!
CTS - YOU ARE A STAR!
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!
ah yes we all have those kinds of stories so my colleagues found out at my recent 40th birthday party - Friend from when I was working in Tamworth, and they were my rowdier days, took it upon himself to tell a few stories of my exploits in the country music capital, needless to say I am reminded of them on a regular basis! (a girl just cant have any secrets these days!)
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!
What you talking about Wardy? Mick was being very circumspect (and funny) and you were the one telling the gory details like "i still don't know what happened to my bra"
well indeed - still dont know where it went !!!!!! Just wait Ange - it'll be your turn in October, trouble is I dont have any dirt on you - so i will just have to make it up!!!
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!
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