Who's the ugliest player?

[chammond]

Geelong has a long-standing tradition of producing the AFL's ugliest footballers, so my vote would have to go to Ling.

[thehalford]

Re: Who's the ugliest player?

Originally posted by swan_song
The women in the house have this arguement every time the bummers play the pies...but thankfully, no more, courtesy of a delisting.

When did Pev get delisted? As if they'd dump Shaw...

They're both pig ugly. As a matter of fact, we discussed getting rhyce earlier in the year, and this gem of a post popped up:

FOR SHAME, BLACKERS!!!!

I almost smashed my computer with a brick I was so disillusioned when I read this. What has this site become? Rhyce Shaw to Carlton?

Blackwell, I felt deceived when shakin suggested we get Shannon Watt..... But this? This is the biggest kick in the guts I've had since my Australian Idol audition.

There are so many things wrong with this suggestion, that I barely know where to start:

a) Shaw is as soft as my milky white cheek
b) His surname is Shaw
c) He's as ugly as sin
d) He has the audacity to shave all his hair, except for that bloody little thing under his lip.
e) His mere existence is insulting to me
f) I hate him
g) I loathe him
h) According to the dead sea scrolls, Rhyce Shaw was one of the plagues God sent to the Pharoah.
i) After applying for "Extreme Makeovers", Shaw received a letter saying "we're not magicians, you know".
j) Ray Shaw might be his dad, but surely he sprung from the loins of Satan.
k) Pictures of Rhyce Shaw are being used by amorous Catholics as "natural birth control".
l) If he played for Carlon, Tony Shaw would be piping up about our club all the time, and hanging around the place
m) The character "Shrek" was based on him
n) I refuse to cheer for a man I can't stand to look at
o) I'd prefer to have the Witch King of Agmar in navy blue, at least he has "spunk"
p) If Shaw plays for Carlton, 2 years of Prendergastianism would be out the window
q) If Shaw and Simpson were up for selection in the same spot, why would we be picking Shaw? We actually
r) Carlton is a local team for local people. We'll have no trouble here!
s) Shaw is anathema for me
t) One of Jesus' lesser known miracles was to convince Collingwood to waste pick 18 on Shaw.
u) In Richard Marx's "Hazard", the really bad thing the guy did to Mary was suggest Carlton should trade for Rhyce Shaw
v) David Lynch considered using Shaw in his next film, but found him "too creepy looking"
w) Shaw is a living tribute to Picasso
x) Stonehedge was erected to ward earth from Aliens that look like Shaw.
y) When Rhyce Shaw was born, the doctor tried to put him back into his mother because "he wasn't done cooking"
z) RHYCE SHAW IS RHYCE SHAW

Come on, Sheik, lets get out of here!

[anne]

Peverill is pretty bad but I think Riewoldt looks like a Neanderthal man.

[Mike_B]

Nah....its just the hairstyle for him...Peverill is beyond help. They even did the footy makeover for him on Living with Footballers and that didn't help.

[Phil Tarbox]

Originally posted by anne
Peverill is pretty bad but I think Riewoldt looks like a Neanderthal man.

Agree totally on Riewoldt - can't quite figure out what's not right about him, but there's something not right.

His hair is all over the place, and his face is an odd shape - saw him on the footy show once, and coudn't bear to look at him.

[julie_l]

Ugliest Player

I'd never noticed Peverill being ugly before, so he hasn't made an impression on me yet.

And I don't think Gehrig is THAT ugly. He's just not at all good-looking.

IMHO Nick Riewoldt's problem is that his face is too small and his forehead is too big.

For me, the ugliest player is Ling, with Akermanis a close second.

But I'm sure their mummies all love them

[BigBadBustlin]

Most of the guys listed are Adonis' compared to most of the NRL thugby leaguers.

I'd Have to say Peverill as well

[BonBon]

I think Akermanis is ugly with natural brown hair.

I think Riewoldt has a fish face. I think Bevan does too but atleast he's a good lookin' fish!

Riewoldt is like.. a little white head on a big black body when he wears his suit on the Footy Show

[Mel_C]

Riewoldt looks like an alien!

My manager's daughter took one look at him and labelled him an alien...so that is our nickname for him at work.

And the G-Train is the G-String....take a look at those tight shorts!

[BonBon]

Originally posted by Mel_C
And the G-Train is the G-String....take a look at those tight shorts!

Bloody oath! Check out his image *puke*
Very nicely said "Take a look at those tight shorts." But one thing, he can't be called the G-String because it looks like he wears NOTHING! Bare A$$!

[georgie1084]

riewoldt is not ugly....hes so cute looking. very handsome...yum yum....you people make me cry! *tho what can i expect from swans thugs *

[georgie1084]

Gehrig is the ugliest, closely followed by matthew lappin.

garry ablet jnr is very sweet looking.

[dread and might]

lance whitnall, justin leppitsch....

[thehalford]

Lappin's not ugly. I'd say Bowyer's uglier than Skinny in Carlton.

Whitnall, I ain't arguing that case at all.

[BAZooka Woman]

For mine, Fraser Gehrig, with a very close second going to Clark Keating with last year's pre-haircut mop.

Akers (much as I detest the man) wouldn't be half so vomitous if his hair and beard matched.