Grant Thomas = David Brent

[Legs Akimbo]

For anyone who thinks Roos talks in cliche's, read this load of gibberish from Grant Thomas

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,15409468%255E20322,00.html

ST KILDA coach Grant Thomas yesterday said his players were angry

Oh, I am so scared.

"The guys are feeling very good about themselves now,"

Good to see they are in touch with their inner feelings.

We've spoken a fair bit about more specific things

As opposed to the more generic things, like communicating in plain english or the issue of third world debt forgiveness.

"The leadership group has had a lot more involvement this week with the playing group and we've focused less on opposition and more on ourselves.

Good to hear grant. BYO mirror at St Kilda - pack of nancys.

That's no disrespect to (Saturday night's opponent)

...uh yes it is.

It's all upside from here if the players are interested in the challenge, there's an enormous one in front of us and we think we can dramatically improve

Grant should consider a job at McKinsey.

I really really really want us to win this game!

[Ruck'n'Roll]

Talk like that makes my fists itch!

[Thunder Shaker]

ST KILDA coach Grant Thomas yesterday said his players were angry

I would be too if I had GT as a coach.

"The guys are feeling very good about themselves now"

What they do in the changerooms after the game is none of our business.

We've spoken a fair bit about more specific things

In "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", the Walrus and the Carpenter spoke about specific things to the oysters. If I was a Saints player, I would be really worried, especially if GT brings a napkin.

"The leadership group has had a lot more involvement this week with the playing group and we've focused less on opposition and more on ourselves.

Not focusing on the opposition? No wonder the Saints have lost three in a row.

It's all upside from here if the players are interested in the challenge, there's an enormous one in front of us and we think we can dramatically improve

"Dramatically improve"? Come on now. Staging for free kicks to win games is cheating, GT.