"Solomon not quite showing the wisdom of his namesake with some of his decision making."
"He took a divot bigger than Peter Bell!"
"Never moon a werewolf"
"Looks like Leigh Browns picked up a bit of pace since moving to North. Might have something to do with getting rid of that anchor"
?Baghdad End?. MCG where all of the demolition/construction work is in progress
"Why would he do that. There's more cameras here than Tokyo airport"
"There were a lot of arms but no sign of Hans Blix"
"Spider Burton......like Pavarotti on a skateboard!"
"There's talk of Karl Langdon offering his services to St Kilda, as if it wasn't bad enough being in 15th position"
"Smith kicks it to Brown, off a step, looking for Jones obviously....anything but, it's Giansiracusa."
"Sydney just need 99 of him and they'd be floating!" (Talking about TROY LUFF
"I guess he thought; 'What's another fifty metres when we've come three and a half thousands k's'!" (During the Freo/Brisbane game, in the first quarter Koops gave away a 50 metre penalty.)
"I can't remember what happened - checking it on the computer, the necktop not working like it used to."
"How do you beat Rehn? Where's Stimpy???"
"As Nelly would say, it's gettin' hot in here"
"Like a Melbourne Tram, a lot jumped on but nothing was paid"
'He had delusions of adequacy'
"Andrew Walker really needs to do more. He was sensational on debut...right up there with Billy Ray Cyrus!"
"He made a typo! He tried for Bickley and he got Buckley!"
"As cool as the other side of the pillow"
"He was like a Bombay train. They were hanging off him in all directions."
"Takes the mark on one knee, as if receiving a knighthood."
"The Bombers started this quarter looking heavily sedated."
"....and the attendance today, 82,000, thanks to the Iraqi Information Minister...." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Brisbane are like a boa constrictor - they squeeze the life out of you" Camera pans to Matthews in the coaches box - "There's the snake charmer"
"Never trust a man in a helmet with darting eyes."
"Tyson Edwards has almost graduated up to Adelaide's upper-echelon of midfielders... he's like Ringo Starr, he's up there but he's not quite there"
"Macintosh draped over him and it's not raining."
"Slow delivery here, a pizza would be quicker"
"It's like a self-saucing pudding in there - players just waiting for the whistle".
"Everyone wants to be Gladys Knight but nobody wants to be the Pips."
"A bit of a scuffle....obviously someone suggested the red wine with the fish."
"Rioli Lends his weight... which is substantial"
Dennis: Whoaaa CUMMINGS no it was almost a Modra like attempt we can see here in the replay. (Cummings shown in slow-motion).
Dennis: Modra, Modra, Modra (Cummings gets no-where near the ball looking like a clown)Dennis: CUMMINGS!
"Richmond attack through the corridor in this case the Hall."
"Libba went into the pack optimistically and came out misty optically."
"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really, Lamb should be in the sandwich."
"Great stuff by Caracella - moments before McIntosh had treated him like a rent-a-car."
"Gaspar, the unfriendly post."
'It looks like banfield is coming off. See, i'll never understand that, i want to speak to the coach- he hasn't done a thing wrong all day, so why bench him?'
'Cummings goes to mark... hmm, looks like the saddlebags are weighing him down a little.'
and after the Mcmanus/Wirrpunda clash a few derbies back. 'Shaun goes back to collect the ball, a free kick, and several teeth.'
"Scotty Cummings alone in the square, jumping up and down and waving his arms like they're playing My Sharona"
"Ugle playing on Peter Matera, fumbling around for the ball and probably his autography book..."
1989 - SCHWASS playing for Kangaroos, takes a one handed mark low to the ground against the Swans. DENNIS: "look at that, I s'pose we could call that a 'Schwass-Sticker'.
"Ashley McIntosh, like a good hair spray...capable of a subtle hold"
"He sensed the danger, and dropped back into the hole".
"Barlow to Bateman,the Hawks are attacking alphabetically"
"To Tarrant, still trying to get the ice out of his hair"
"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."
"that's not one for the time capsule"
"Bell bringing the ball out of the back line.....looking for wide runners.....passes to Walker...a contradiction in terms, really"
"Metropolis kicking from the city end"
"...kicks to Farmer.....sat next to him at the wrestling last night. (pause)....probably not the best place to be for a person under going anger management classes."
"Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city."
"McLeod is starting to get a lot of the ball...it is since they started booing him...my advise to the crowd would be...SHUUUT-UP!"
"The only change to the Eagles side is that Rowan Jones has had a haircut"
"those Collingwood supporters look like they've taken time off working on their Phd's to be here today..."
"Remember the name Y-Z-E - terrific young player, bad Scrabble hand"
"Farmer may have an injury to his calf........hmmm, a farmer with a calf problem."
"Parker to Carr......sounds like a match made in heaven!"
"Carr drives along the the wing..."
"carr....parked alongside the boundary."
"Problems for the umpire, a two Carr collision both with the same numberplate"
"carr in heavy traffic"
"car drives into space"
" Casanova would be jealous of that pick up"
Dennis: King to Ling
Dermott: Just forward of the wing
Dennis: Don't you start!
"....[player] working in a phone booth, does well!"
"That was the third of two options".
"It's a goal! A dream start for Hawthorn. Spider had both his legs taken out from under him - leaving only the other six to balance on....."
"Buckley's about to enter the stadium!" on Nathan Buckley's endurance and workrate a majority of the way through the final term (Bucks had run 19 KM during the course of the game, according to an onscreen stat... and think "Olympic marathon" here)...
"that was a case of being very hard to keep up with the Jones' "
"German sheapards" for Peter German.
"he goes much better as a mammal". He was talking about Brenton Sanderson being a former Magpie and Crow and that he was now a Cat.
"And he's marked it like it was room service!"
'Another late night drinker..' to the caller who asked if Denis was ever going to coach an AFL club
"He took a divot bigger than Peter Bell!"
"Never moon a werewolf"
"Looks like Leigh Browns picked up a bit of pace since moving to North. Might have something to do with getting rid of that anchor"
?Baghdad End?. MCG where all of the demolition/construction work is in progress
"Why would he do that. There's more cameras here than Tokyo airport"
"There were a lot of arms but no sign of Hans Blix"
"Spider Burton......like Pavarotti on a skateboard!"
"There's talk of Karl Langdon offering his services to St Kilda, as if it wasn't bad enough being in 15th position"
"Smith kicks it to Brown, off a step, looking for Jones obviously....anything but, it's Giansiracusa."
"Sydney just need 99 of him and they'd be floating!" (Talking about TROY LUFF

"I guess he thought; 'What's another fifty metres when we've come three and a half thousands k's'!" (During the Freo/Brisbane game, in the first quarter Koops gave away a 50 metre penalty.)
"I can't remember what happened - checking it on the computer, the necktop not working like it used to."
"How do you beat Rehn? Where's Stimpy???"
"As Nelly would say, it's gettin' hot in here"
"Like a Melbourne Tram, a lot jumped on but nothing was paid"
'He had delusions of adequacy'
"Andrew Walker really needs to do more. He was sensational on debut...right up there with Billy Ray Cyrus!"
"He made a typo! He tried for Bickley and he got Buckley!"
"As cool as the other side of the pillow"
"He was like a Bombay train. They were hanging off him in all directions."
"Takes the mark on one knee, as if receiving a knighthood."
"The Bombers started this quarter looking heavily sedated."
"....and the attendance today, 82,000, thanks to the Iraqi Information Minister...." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Brisbane are like a boa constrictor - they squeeze the life out of you" Camera pans to Matthews in the coaches box - "There's the snake charmer"
"Never trust a man in a helmet with darting eyes."
"Tyson Edwards has almost graduated up to Adelaide's upper-echelon of midfielders... he's like Ringo Starr, he's up there but he's not quite there"
"Macintosh draped over him and it's not raining."
"Slow delivery here, a pizza would be quicker"
"It's like a self-saucing pudding in there - players just waiting for the whistle".
"Everyone wants to be Gladys Knight but nobody wants to be the Pips."
"A bit of a scuffle....obviously someone suggested the red wine with the fish."
"Rioli Lends his weight... which is substantial"
Dennis: Whoaaa CUMMINGS no it was almost a Modra like attempt we can see here in the replay. (Cummings shown in slow-motion).
Dennis: Modra, Modra, Modra (Cummings gets no-where near the ball looking like a clown)Dennis: CUMMINGS!
"Richmond attack through the corridor in this case the Hall."
"Libba went into the pack optimistically and came out misty optically."
"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really, Lamb should be in the sandwich."
"Great stuff by Caracella - moments before McIntosh had treated him like a rent-a-car."
"Gaspar, the unfriendly post."
'It looks like banfield is coming off. See, i'll never understand that, i want to speak to the coach- he hasn't done a thing wrong all day, so why bench him?'
'Cummings goes to mark... hmm, looks like the saddlebags are weighing him down a little.'
and after the Mcmanus/Wirrpunda clash a few derbies back. 'Shaun goes back to collect the ball, a free kick, and several teeth.'
"Scotty Cummings alone in the square, jumping up and down and waving his arms like they're playing My Sharona"
"Ugle playing on Peter Matera, fumbling around for the ball and probably his autography book..."
1989 - SCHWASS playing for Kangaroos, takes a one handed mark low to the ground against the Swans. DENNIS: "look at that, I s'pose we could call that a 'Schwass-Sticker'.
"Ashley McIntosh, like a good hair spray...capable of a subtle hold"
"He sensed the danger, and dropped back into the hole".
"Barlow to Bateman,the Hawks are attacking alphabetically"
"To Tarrant, still trying to get the ice out of his hair"
"The Magpies ought to be kicking themselves right now, but with their luck, they'd probably miss."
"that's not one for the time capsule"
"Bell bringing the ball out of the back line.....looking for wide runners.....passes to Walker...a contradiction in terms, really"
"Metropolis kicking from the city end"
"...kicks to Farmer.....sat next to him at the wrestling last night. (pause)....probably not the best place to be for a person under going anger management classes."
"Kevin Sheedy, who was coaching Essendon 14 years before Adelaide was founded. The team, not the city."
"McLeod is starting to get a lot of the ball...it is since they started booing him...my advise to the crowd would be...SHUUUT-UP!"
"The only change to the Eagles side is that Rowan Jones has had a haircut"
"those Collingwood supporters look like they've taken time off working on their Phd's to be here today..."
"Remember the name Y-Z-E - terrific young player, bad Scrabble hand"
"Farmer may have an injury to his calf........hmmm, a farmer with a calf problem."
"Parker to Carr......sounds like a match made in heaven!"
"Carr drives along the the wing..."
"carr....parked alongside the boundary."
"Problems for the umpire, a two Carr collision both with the same numberplate"
"carr in heavy traffic"
"car drives into space"
" Casanova would be jealous of that pick up"
Dennis: King to Ling
Dermott: Just forward of the wing
Dennis: Don't you start!
"....[player] working in a phone booth, does well!"
"That was the third of two options".
"It's a goal! A dream start for Hawthorn. Spider had both his legs taken out from under him - leaving only the other six to balance on....."
"Buckley's about to enter the stadium!" on Nathan Buckley's endurance and workrate a majority of the way through the final term (Bucks had run 19 KM during the course of the game, according to an onscreen stat... and think "Olympic marathon" here)...
"that was a case of being very hard to keep up with the Jones' "
"German sheapards" for Peter German.
"he goes much better as a mammal". He was talking about Brenton Sanderson being a former Magpie and Crow and that he was now a Cat.
"And he's marked it like it was room service!"
'Another late night drinker..' to the caller who asked if Denis was ever going to coach an AFL club
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