Classic Dennis Cometti-isms

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  • sydfan83
    Senior Player
    • Jan 2003
    • 2929

    #16
    Thought I'd bump this thread as I heard another good one just now while watching Hawthorn v Adelaide from Launceston:

    Dwayne Russell (talking about Alistair Clarkson): He's wanted to coach an AFL team for a long time...
    Dennis: Serves him right then...

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    • Vivien
      On the Rookie List
      • Apr 2005
      • 261

      #17
      Watched the telly coverage of the Weagles game after getting home from the match. Loved his comment about Judd's inaccuracies: "For all his brilliance we're focusing on his misses. Bit like at the Brownlow"

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      • sydfan83
        Senior Player
        • Jan 2003
        • 2929

        #18
        Originally posted by Vivien
        Watched the telly coverage of the Weagles game after getting home from the match. Loved his comment about Judd's inaccuracies: "For all his brilliance we're focusing on his misses. Bit like at the Brownlow"
        Dennis (unfortunately) wasn't calling today's game... One of the other commentators said it, and as good as DC is, I don't think it would be fair to give him credit for others' lines...

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        • Vivien
          On the Rookie List
          • Apr 2005
          • 261

          #19
          Originally posted by sydfan83
          Dennis (unfortunately) wasn't calling today's game... One of the other commentators said it, and as good as DC is, I don't think it would be fair to give him credit for others' lines...
          Oh well. It was funny, whoever said it!

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          • Sanecow
            Suspended by the MRP
            • Mar 2003
            • 6917

            #20
            Which idiot (Dermie?) said "a couple of third men ups" on the weekend? It's barely english.

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            • cruiser
              What the frack!
              • Jul 2004
              • 6114

              #21
              Great one from Cometti during 1st quarter of Freo v Saints game:
              They've had more turnovers than a mattress in a motel.
              Occupational hazards:
              I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
              - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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