top 3 clubs you hate the most.(and love to beat)

[swans05]

have to say
1 - west coast by 4 points
2 - essendon by 1 point
3 - collingwood by 1 point

[Cygnet]

1. Port Adelaide - because they are total scum and their coach is the king of scum.

2. Collingwood - shouldn't need an explaination.

3. St Kilda - just can't stand them. I appreciate they had a lot of hard years but now that they are competitive they seem to have an exaggerated sense of themselves and a lack of respect for others.

and I need to add a no. 4. Bulldogs - because I choose to hold this grudge.
On that - I'm sure it was discussed at the time on this board, but can you imagine if Wallace had become coach what it would have been like to have the man who told Libba to go out and give it to Kells coaching us??

I would once have put the Kangas in this b/c of Carey and a little b/c of '96 but when Arch gave it to Carey and he left, most was forgiven.

[Glenn]

1. Collingwood (Eddie and his constant moaning, fans highlighted by Joffa)

2. Carlton (arrogant stuck up supporters, fortunatly saw the snese to move to the 20th Century and get away from Optus Oval, and the substandard facilities)

3. St Kilda (used to feel sorry for them, but since they are become semi decent, supporters think they are gods gift to the world, plus a diving cheating Maguire.. Never will forget the site of the St Kilda fan with mullet, taking a piss on a tree outside Waverly Park in full view of everyone )

[TheHood]

1. Qualifying Final
2. Preliminary Final
3. Grand Final

Hope I have got that right.

As for the clubs, way too hard, I love stepping on each and everyone of them. For one thing, it's usually the coach who determines my satisfaction. So coached who I hate are:

1. Choco (so one eyed and selfish)
2. Lethal (takes every ounce of his iron will to praise the team that smacks his off the park)
3. Bomber (shaved down baboon who has hidden behind injuries and youth for 6 years)
4. Plough (how anyone is inspired to play for team above self with him at the helm is impossible to imagine)
5. Clarko (Won't let Spida come to his new home town, Sin City)
6. The Rev (longesrt serving, least successful coach in the modern era).
7. Woosha (reckons his boys deserved to win the first final against us - put the specs back on Wusa).
8. Kevin (outdated mind games, has hung around selfishly for 4 years too long).
9. GT (ask your average Saint fan)
10. Neil Craig (thinks he is better than Roosy, but lacks charm, humour and most of all isn't the born leader our champion mentor is).
11. Mick (he's down the list, but he's a straight talker amongst a club that is ridden with rubbish. In a sane club, he would be almost loveable).
12. Connels (hard to hate, hard to love, hard to want).
13. Rocket (doing his best to reinvent himself, but I expect him to clamp down on his boys as he did with Sydney in 1997).
14. Laids (does it with 90% passion and 10% brain, Arden St will sack him at the end of 2006).
15. Pago (hard to hate someone you forget to acknowledge - made none of the tough decisions that needed to be made when he was appointed - Wayne Brittan would have done no worse than Dennis).

[BonBon]

Clubs I hate:

Richmond
Port Adelaide
Adelaide

Clubs I love beating:

St Kilda
WCE
Brisbane

[THERBS]

1. Eddiewood
2. Carlton
3. North Melbourne

Dishonourable mentions for Port and the Dees.

[Refried Noodle]

Hate:

Collingwood
Essendon
Carlton

Love to beat:

Its usually the best teams going round of the year so this year it was:

St Kilda
West Coast
Oh screw it.... beating Collingwood is always fun.

[R-1]

1. Adelaide (My family are all Port Adelaide people, it's genetic, or possibly a racial memory. Loathe the scum)

2. Essendon (Surely don't need to explain this)

3. Kangaroos (1996, basically. Kinda hope they fold... they add nothing to the competition and almost no-one likes them.)

[goswannie14]

I can't stop at 3 there are 15 of them.

Top three
Collingwood - because they're Collingwood
Carlton - similar reasons
Essendon - Except for my Dad all the rest of the family are Essendon supporters. I have had to put up with so much crap from them over the years. But this year we beat them twice...and the rest is history. But I'm trying to be a gracious winner around the family, but they are allowing me to wear my swans stuff whenever I can at the moment. I bet that will wear thin by next season

[Xie Shan]

Originally posted by R-1
3. Kangaroos (1996, basically. Kinda hope they fold... they add nothing to the competition and almost no-one likes them.)

That's not true - I quite liked seeing them get flogged in the elimination finals, even though it was by Port...

A bunch of pretenders that use Shinboner spirit as an excuse for playing like crap in the first half and relying on the opposition's complacency to win. A bit like us against Geelong, really

No, seriously, when Kennelly referred to the Shinboner spirit as inspiration for the Swans after the Geelong game, I wanted to say that this team has got tons more heart and courage than the Kangaroos or any other team in the AFL (currently) could ever hope to have.

Edit: Now, the Swans don't have to look past themselves whenever they need a little inspiration!

[liz]

Essendon
Kangas
Saints

[graystar]

St Kilda - they were a bogey team for us for a while.
Kangas - 96 revenge.
Brisbane - all my Qld relos support them.