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  • Charlie
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 4101

    Official Nickname Allocation Thread

    Well... I reckon the less said about that "performance" today, the better. So what I'm going to do is try to find a nickname for every player on our list. Obviously, many players already have nicknames... but some don't. Try to stay away from things like "Crouchy" or "Goodesy".

    So... this is what we have:

    Barry Hall: Bazza, BBBH
    Nick Davis:
    Jarrad McVeigh:
    Ben Mathews:
    Ryan O'Keefe: Isn't it "Rock"?
    Craig Bolton:
    Brad Seymour: Snapper
    Daryn Cresswell: Cressa
    Ben Fixter: Fixy is semi-common
    Paul Williams: Willo
    Stuart Maxfield: Maxi
    Nic Fosdike: Fossie
    Daniel McPherson: Frosty
    Stephen Doyle:
    Scott Stevens:
    Tadhg Kennelly: Tiger
    Michael O'Loughlin: Magic
    Luke Ablett: Nog
    Leo Barry: Leapin' Leo
    Jason Saddington: Saddo
    Matthew Nicks:
    Jude Bolton: Jooba, Bolts
    Andrew Schauble: Schaubes
    Jason Ball:
    Jared Crouch:
    Mark Powell: Mullet
    Lewis Roberts-Thompson: The Hyphen
    Brett Kirk:
    Amon Buchanan: Monty, Bucky
    Rowan Warfe:
    Daniel Hunt:
    Jarred Sundqvist: Sunny
    Adam Schneider:
    Adam Goodes:
    Luke Thewlis:
    Nick Malceski:
    James Meiklejohn:

    I'll kick it off by suggesting "Hungry" for Schneider, as he seems to
    love kicking goals as much as Bartlett did!
    We hate Anthony Rocca
    We hate Shannon Grant too
    We hate scumbag Gaspar
    But Leo WE LOVE YOU!
  • robbieando
    The King
    • Jan 2003
    • 2750

    #2
    McVeigh = Fuzzy
    Doyle = Sicknote
    Nicks = Waste of Space
    Warfe = Same as above
    Kirk = Captain
    Hunt = Witch
    Once was, now elsewhere

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    • penga
      Senior Player
      • Jan 2003
      • 2601

      #3
      how about for goodes:

      adam goodes: cant kick goals, cant catch marks.... either could be aprpriate
      C'mon Chels!

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      • lizz
        Veteran
        Site Admin
        • Jan 2003
        • 16764

        #4
        Why aren't Crouchy and Goodsie acceptable if Sunny, Fossie, Willo, Maxie, Cressa, Schaubs, Saddo etc are?

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        • Charlie
          On the Rookie List
          • Jan 2003
          • 4101

          #5
          "Crouchy" I guess has been used enough over the years to count as a nickname.... "Goodesy" is something I haven't heard very often.
          We hate Anthony Rocca
          We hate Shannon Grant too
          We hate scumbag Gaspar
          But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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          • Cheer Cheer
            On the Rookie List
            • Jan 2003
            • 934

            #6
            Originally posted by penga

            adam goodes: cant catch marks....
            Yeah good pick up , goodes has been in a bout half a dozen or so marking situations in the last fortnight where he has done all the hard work in positioning yet fumbles an easy mark for an afl player, he can take the big ones yet fumbles these, to lazy and for those shots at goal in the last qtr today...well dont even get me started on those!
            No.1 ticket holder of Nick Davis Fan Club...

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            • NMWBloods
              Taking Refuge!!
              • Jan 2003
              • 15819

              #7
              Gerard Healey likes to call him "Goody Two Shoes".
              Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

              "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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              • penga
                Senior Player
                • Jan 2003
                • 2601

                #8
                Originally posted by Cheer Cheer
                Yeah good pick up , goodes has been in a bout half a dozen or so marking situations in the last fortnight where he has done all the hard work in positioning yet fumbles an easy mark for an afl player, he can take the big ones yet fumbles these, to lazy and for those shots at goal in the last qtr today...well dont even get me started on those!
                i think all this brownlow talk has gone to his head and he is tryin to be too tricky, one handed takes and the sorts, i found that the most frustrating thing all day, oh i mean 2nd most frustrating to Rowan 'GAWN' Warfe
                C'mon Chels!

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                • Swansinger
                  Senior Player
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1099

                  #9
                  Well if we have "Schaubs" and "Bolts" maybe we could have "Balls"?

                  Warfe could be "Commander".

                  I didn't like the poor taste suggestion of "Bomber" for Mc.Veigh.

                  Craig Bolton could be "OMAHA" -
                  Out Muscled And Hardly Aggresive.

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                  • Mike_B
                    Peyow Peyow
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Some others that I might be able to add/have heard used....

                    Nick Davis: Nicky D
                    Jarrad McVeigh: Sideshow Bob (go the hair)
                    Ryan O'Keefe: Pebbles (as in little ROK)
                    Ben Fixter: Bob (the Builder, can he FIX it)
                    Lewis Roberts-Thompson: Lewie (This is what the players call him, apparently the Hyphen is something that has come from the media)
                    Brett Kirk: Captain

                    I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

                    If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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                    • Charlie
                      On the Rookie List
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 4101

                      #11
                      I can't believe I overlooked "Captain" Kirk.
                      We hate Anthony Rocca
                      We hate Shannon Grant too
                      We hate scumbag Gaspar
                      But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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                      • desredandwhite
                        Click!
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2498

                        #12
                        Well, here's what *I* call them - YMMV.

                        Barry Hall: Barry (I have a tendency to use players' first names. Makes me sound like a fretting mother at an u-12s game )
                        Nick Davis: Nicky
                        Jarrad McVeigh: Sideshow (as in sideshow bob, ie: the hair)
                        Ben Mathews: Benny
                        Ryan O'Keefe: Rock (ROK)
                        Craig Bolton: The Other Bolts
                        Brad Seymour: Brad or Snapper (don't know origins of snapper)
                        Daryn Cresswell: Cressa
                        Ben Fixter: Bob (as in Bob the builder, can he FIX it)
                        Paul Williams: Willo
                        Stuart Maxfield: Stuie
                        Nic Fosdike: Fossie
                        Daniel McPherson: Frosty or Macca
                        Stephen Doyle: Doyley
                        Scott Stevens: Scotty, or Stevo
                        Tadhg Kennelly: Tiger
                        Michael O'Loughlin: Magic or Micky
                        Luke Ablett: Noggy
                        Leo Barry: Leo
                        Jason Saddington: Saddo
                        Matthew Nicks: Nicksy
                        Jude Bolton: Jooba, Bolts, Jude
                        Andrew Schauble: Schaubes
                        Jason Ball: Bally
                        Jared Crouch: Crouchy
                        Mark Powell: Mullet, Power
                        Lewis Roberts-Thompson: The Hyphen, LRT
                        Brett Kirk: Kirky, Captain
                        Amon Buchanan: Monty, Bukes, Frodo (built like a hobbit - short legs)
                        Rowan Warfe: Warfie
                        Daniel Hunt: Luffy (ie, has Troy's old number
                        Jarred Sundqvist: Sunny
                        Adam Schneider: Schneiderman, Schneides
                        Adam Goodes: Goodesey
                        Luke Thewlis:
                        Nick Malceski:
                        James Meiklejohn: Meikie, MJ.

                        177th Senior AFL Match - Round 4, 2009 - Sydney vs Carlton, SCG. This is obviously out of date. I suppose I'll update it once I could be bothered sitting down with the fixture and working it out....
                        Des' Weblog

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                        • Plugger46
                          Senior Player
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 3674

                          #13
                          Originally posted by penga
                          i think all this brownlow talk has gone to his head and he is tryin to be too tricky, one handed takes and the sorts, i found that the most frustrating thing all day, oh i mean 2nd most frustrating to Rowan 'GAWN' Warfe
                          What a lot of crap Penga, the bloke was our best player again today. Start bagging a few of the others before taking the terps out of our best player.
                          Bloods

                          "Lockett is the best of all time" - Robert Harvey, Darrel Baldock, Nathan Burke, Kevin Bartlett, Bob Skilton

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                          • NMWBloods
                            Taking Refuge!!
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 15819

                            #14
                            the bloke was our best player again today
                            What the...?!?!?

                            Oh hang on - I had assumed you were talking about Warfe, but now I realise (hope!) it was Goodes. Mea culpa.
                            Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                            "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                            • Grant
                              On the Rookie List
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 579

                              #15
                              Barry Hall: Bazz
                              Nick Davis: Nicky D
                              Jarrad McVeigh: Never needed to use one yet,give me time
                              Ben Mathews: Benny
                              Ryan O'Keefe: Rock (ROK)
                              Craig Bolton: Nuts(as in Nuts and Bolts)
                              Brad Seymour: Snapper
                              Daryn Cresswell: Cressa
                              Ben Fixter: Bob (as in Bob the builder, can he FIX it)
                              Paul Williams: Willo
                              Stuart Maxfield: Boofa
                              Nic Fosdike: Fossie
                              Daniel McPherson: Frosty
                              Stephen Doyle: Doyley
                              Scott Stevens: Stevo
                              Tadhg Kennelly: Tige or umm no can't say it
                              Michael O'Loughlin: Magic or Micky
                              Luke Ablett: NOG
                              Leo Barry: Leo
                              Jason Saddington: Saddo or The Mop(and not his hair either)
                              Matthew Nicks: Nicksy
                              Jude Bolton: Bolts,Jooba
                              Andrew Schauble: Schaubes
                              Jason Ball: Bag
                              Jared Crouch: Crouchy
                              Mark Powell: Mullet
                              Lewis Roberts-Thompson: Lewie
                              Brett Kirk: Disco,Kirky,thunderbird
                              Amon Buchanan: Monty, Bucky
                              Rowan Warfe: Warfie
                              Daniel Hunt: ? (again i havent needed one yet)
                              Jarred Sundqvist: Sunny
                              Adam Schneider: Schneiderman, Freak
                              Adam Goodes:Goodies, Goodesey
                              Luke Thewlis:
                              Nick Malceski:
                              James Meiklejohn:
                              The Future is Bright,The Future is Red And White.

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