Match publicity

[Glenn]

Well back from the Wobbles board (must remember to disinfect the computer) and among several attempts at comedy came up with this Friends, Magpie Supporters, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

This saturday night will see the biggest game of football ever played, take place in Sydney. Its Collingwood Vs Sydney Swans. On the surface, it may just seem like 15v15, but its far from it.

Its the Whole population of Victoria + several thousand from NSW, vs the remainder of NSW. the hopes of two states are resting on this game.

Who will win? Will it be sydney, with their massive salary cap, and "dream team" side? Will it be Collingwood, the battlers of the AFL with one of the greatest full forwards ever?

Dont let anyone tell you that the Sydney Swans are just another team. They are far from it. Ladies and gentlemen, they are fakes. Their team is fake, their supporters are fake. They only support the team when they are winning. When the swans are winning, everyone follows them. When they are losing, no one wants to know them.

I want to see everyone out at Telstra Stadium on Saturday putting the s&^t on Sydney, and anyone who has anything to do with them. They are the great unwashed, these sydney supporters, and someone needs to tell them where to go.

Go you mighty magpies! Oh Magpies we love you

Mick
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Sydney Collingwood Supporters Club. Proud to support Australias biggest team, in Australias biggest city

[Dave]

What a tosser!

[Ruda Wakening]

Glenn, did you happen to see the thread about the fight in the Magpie cheersquad area , whilst over at their board ?

I nearly killed myself laughing at the title of the thread ...

" WHO IS THE PSYCHO IN THE CHEER SQAUD"

Number 1. What the hell is a ' sqaud ' ?

Number 2. Couldn't the word psycho, be used for most of them ? I wonder how many magpie supporters visited the board, saw the title of that thread, and thought it was about them , lol .

[Glenn]

LOL Ruda I did see that yes, I guess we can't expect to much in the way of spelling from the majority of them given most of them consider finishing Primary school to be a major achievment

As for the Pyscho in the "Cheer Sqaud" , I guess it all really depends on who has (a) escaped from gaol, (b) is on day release from gaol

[hammo]

If that's the intelligence of the Magpie scum on the messageboard, image those Collingwood supporters who still haven't worked out how to turn on a computer yet.

[Damien]

Another great sign!

Sat, Aug 23

Mostly sunny
min: 9?C
max: 21?C

Maybe the gods are smiling on us for this weekend!!

[Ruda Wakening]

Originally posted by hammo
If that's the intelligence of the Magpie scum on the messageboard, image those Collingwood supporters who still haven't worked out how to turn on a computer yet.

lmfao


For those of you who haven't been there, but might enjoy a giggle ...

http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/index.php

[BAM_BAM]

Originally posted by j s
NoooooooH!!! Not in points!!!

I think you mean behinds!!!

Please be careful or you might jinx us!!

I've just thrown salt over my shoulder turned around three times and walked outside and spat.

Hopefully that will appease ye mighty football gods.

[vagary]

banner ideas from collingwood

they just have no creativity




"Swans are boring
Swans are Ugly
Swans are going
DOWN TONIGHT "

"The Cup is ours
We?ll take it home
Coventry is a legend
The best in the game"

"We're on a mission
a mission from Vic.
We want the top 4
tonight, we get it back"

"Colles loves giving the finger to Eddie

but gets fingered by the AFL"

i'll be laughing at them if any of these one got on their banner

[sharp9]

Originally posted by Ruda Wakening
Has or does anyone go over to the Collingwood board ?

Yes, absolutely feral (unlike our friends at the Hawks and Saints) refused to engage in any conversation...phrases such as "**** off back into the hole you crawled from, Sin City Scum, " was the most memorable....Mind you it was two days after the last clash and I think I used the words "towelled up" and Tarrant" in the same sentence!

[sharp9]

Re: banner ideas from collingwood

Originally posted by vagary

"Swans are boring
Swans are Ugly
Swans are going
DOWN TONIGHT "

"The Cup is ours
We?ll take it home
Coventry is a legend
The best in the game"

"We're on a mission
a mission from Vic.
We want the top 4
tonight, we get it back"

"Colles loves giving the finger to Eddie

but gets fingered by the AFL"

Um.... I guess if you can't spell Captian then rhyming is far too much of a stretch.

[hammo]

Over on their board this is the sort of drivel a black and white scum called RAY is putting out....

"We as passionate Pie supporters have a right to put the fear of God into any opposing team we play. Intimidation, slander, abuse & pure hatered towards the opposition is quite acceptable."

And there's 7,000 of them coming up here!! Warm up the vocal chords over the next few days boys and girls.

[Ruda Wakening]

They were expecting 20,000 of them, but turns out its off dole week .

[BAM_BAM]

Originally posted by Ruda Wakening
They were expecting 20,000 of them, but turns out its off dole week .

LOL

[Joel]

Originally posted by Ruda Wakening
Its kind of weird for me at the moment . Because i was a devoted Magpie supporter for many years, when i see that " The Black & White Army Is Coming " add , it stirs up a few emotions . I can't believe that i actually wasted much of my time on a pack of nasty, spiteful assholes, like the Collingwood Football Club, and their moron supporters for as long as i did . Thank god i saw the light ..

Nothing against ya mate, but real supporters don't swap teams.