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  • JF_Bay22_SCG
    expat Sydneysider
    • Jan 2003
    • 3978

    Bulldogs match banner title

    I have to try and think up a witty but short banner message for Saturday night's game.

    Considering that banner-making is tomorrow (to those who can go), can anyone think of anything? I have been spending this week switching between AFL and soccer that I am seriously starting to not know what world I'm in.

    I'm scared I'll be yelling out "Offside" if the Dogs forwards get inside their attacking 45 before the ball does!

    JF

    PS:- With the obvious diving (and bad haircuts!) from Crawford and co, I may as well have been watching Emre and his bunch of Turkish Academy Award winners.
    "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
    (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)
  • Charlie
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 4101

    #2
    They scratch at your face
    And hack at your shins
    Then they want you
    To rattle their tins!
    We hate Anthony Rocca
    We hate Shannon Grant too
    We hate scumbag Gaspar
    But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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    • Dpw
      On the Rookie List
      • Jan 2003
      • 829

      #3
      re above: well done Charlie, it has my vote

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      • JF_Bay22_SCG
        expat Sydneysider
        • Jan 2003
        • 3978

        #4
        Originally posted by Dpw
        re above: well done Charlie, it has my vote
        So who'll pay the $43000 Cheer Squad banner fine Charlie? You?

        JF

        PS:- Thought you'd have written something like

        "CRIME OF CRIMES
        DOGS ROT IN HELL
        THIS GAME SHOULD BE IN MELBOURNE AS WELL."
        "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
        (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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        • Charlie
          On the Rookie List
          • Jan 2003
          • 4101

          #5
          Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
          So who'll pay the $43000 Cheer Squad banner fine Charlie? You?

          JF

          PS:- Thought you'd have written something like

          "CRIME OF CRIMES
          DOGS ROT IN HELL
          THIS GAME SHOULD BE IN MELBOURNE AS WELL."
          JF - I love it!

          Not so keen on the fine, though...
          We hate Anthony Rocca
          We hate Shannon Grant too
          We hate scumbag Gaspar
          But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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          • Go Swannies
            Veterans List
            • Sep 2003
            • 5697

            #6
            Bad Dogs! Go Home!

            or

            Swans! Send the dogs home with their tails between their legs.

            or

            NEWSFLASH:
            Swans bite Dogs

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            • Charlie
              On the Rookie List
              • Jan 2003
              • 4101

              #7
              Hey Julian, is this more like what you were expecting?

              For the Doggie's home game
              We paid lots of money
              But our support in Melbourne
              Is now down the dunny!
              We hate Anthony Rocca
              We hate Shannon Grant too
              We hate scumbag Gaspar
              But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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              • Bleed Red Blood
                Senior Player
                • Sep 2003
                • 2057

                #8
                Originally posted by Charlie
                Hey Julian, is this more like what you were expecting?

                For the Doggie's home game
                We paid lots of money
                But our support in Melbourne
                Is now down the dunny!

                *Claps*

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                • Cheer Cheer
                  On the Rookie List
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 934

                  #9
                  The Bulldogs Bite
                  Will be no match
                  For Sydneys Mite!
                  No.1 ticket holder of Nick Davis Fan Club...

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                  • SwallowdaFonz
                    Pushing for Selection
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 79

                    #10
                    "An away game at home
                    'Till 2008?
                    We'll show those Doggies
                    How to kick straight"

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                    • Rob-bloods
                      What a year 2005 SSFC/CFC
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 931

                      #11
                      They bite they scratch,
                      We hold our temper,
                      Just hope our Swans
                      Don't catch distemper.....
                      Sports do not build character. They reveal it....Heywood Broun

                      I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures......Earl Warren

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                      • robbieando
                        The King
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2750

                        #12
                        SIT UBU SIT
                        GOOD DOG
                        Once was, now elsewhere

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                        • Charlie
                          On the Rookie List
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 4101

                          #13
                          Here's some I've thought of for later in the year...

                          vs Essendon

                          When the Bombers are losing
                          And down in the dumps
                          Hirdy opens his mouth
                          And pays the umps!

                          vs Melbourne

                          The Melbourne fat cat
                          In his Range Rover
                          Will head for the snow
                          Before the games over

                          vs Adelaide

                          The Crows have arrived
                          Let's start the slaughter
                          But they've got Carey
                          So lock up your daughter!

                          vs Brisbane

                          You've won a fair few
                          We'll give you that
                          Doesn't change the fact
                          That Aker's a prat!

                          vs Carlton

                          For too many years
                          They cheated the cap
                          But it didn't work
                          'Cause now they're crap!

                          vs Hawthorn (a shame we don't play them again...

                          For the wooden spoon
                          You're heavily backed
                          It's a matter of time
                          Before Schwabby gets sacked!

                          Having too much fun now...

                          vs Port Adelaide

                          We're holding our noses
                          To play the Power
                          If only their fans
                          Would take a shower!

                          and another vs C'wood

                          Your players are crap
                          Your staff are bent
                          We're simply better
                          By fifteen per cent!

                          or a better one along the same lines...

                          Your players are crap
                          Your staff are crooks
                          And your coach and prez
                          Are a pair of sooks!
                          Last edited by Charlie; 27 May 2004, 09:01 AM.
                          We hate Anthony Rocca
                          We hate Shannon Grant too
                          We hate scumbag Gaspar
                          But Leo WE LOVE YOU!

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                          • NMWBloods
                            Taking Refuge!!
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 15819

                            #14
                            The 'Dogs fly north
                            There are no maybes
                            We'll give them a belting
                            And avoid their rabies
                            Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                            "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                            • anniswan
                              Footy Mother Big Time
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 2031

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Charlie
                              Here's some I've thought of for later in the year...

                              Charlie, u should send them to Hughesy from Before the Game, they are great.

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