Bulldogs match banner title

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

I have to try and think up a witty but short banner message for Saturday night's game.

Considering that banner-making is tomorrow (to those who can go), can anyone think of anything? I have been spending this week switching between AFL and soccer that I am seriously starting to not know what world I'm in.

I'm scared I'll be yelling out "Offside" if the Dogs forwards get inside their attacking 45 before the ball does!

JF

PS:- With the obvious diving (and bad haircuts!) from Crawford and co, I may as well have been watching Emre and his bunch of Turkish Academy Award winners.

[Charlie]

They scratch at your face
And hack at your shins
Then they want you
To rattle their tins!

[Dpw]

re above: well done Charlie, it has my vote

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Originally posted by Dpw
re above: well done Charlie, it has my vote

So who'll pay the $43000 Cheer Squad banner fine Charlie? You?

JF

PS:- Thought you'd have written something like

"CRIME OF CRIMES
DOGS ROT IN HELL
THIS GAME SHOULD BE IN MELBOURNE AS WELL."

[Charlie]

Originally posted by JF_Bay22_SCG
So who'll pay the $43000 Cheer Squad banner fine Charlie? You?

JF

PS:- Thought you'd have written something like

"CRIME OF CRIMES
DOGS ROT IN HELL
THIS GAME SHOULD BE IN MELBOURNE AS WELL."

JF - I love it!

Not so keen on the fine, though...

[Go Swannies]

Bad Dogs! Go Home!

or

Swans! Send the dogs home with their tails between their legs.

or

NEWSFLASH:
Swans bite Dogs

[Charlie]

Hey Julian, is this more like what you were expecting?

For the Doggie's home game
We paid lots of money
But our support in Melbourne
Is now down the dunny!

[Bleed Red Blood]

Originally posted by Charlie
Hey Julian, is this more like what you were expecting?

For the Doggie's home game
We paid lots of money
But our support in Melbourne
Is now down the dunny!

*Claps*

[Cheer Cheer]

The Bulldogs Bite
Will be no match
For Sydneys Mite!

[SwallowdaFonz]

"An away game at home
'Till 2008?
We'll show those Doggies
How to kick straight"

[Rob-bloods]

They bite they scratch,
We hold our temper,
Just hope our Swans
Don't catch distemper.....

[robbieando]

SIT UBU SIT
GOOD DOG

[Charlie]

Here's some I've thought of for later in the year...

vs Essendon

When the Bombers are losing
And down in the dumps
Hirdy opens his mouth
And pays the umps!

vs Melbourne

The Melbourne fat cat
In his Range Rover
Will head for the snow
Before the games over

vs Adelaide

The Crows have arrived
Let's start the slaughter
But they've got Carey
So lock up your daughter!

vs Brisbane

You've won a fair few
We'll give you that
Doesn't change the fact
That Aker's a prat!

vs Carlton

For too many years
They cheated the cap
But it didn't work
'Cause now they're crap!

vs Hawthorn (a shame we don't play them again...

For the wooden spoon
You're heavily backed
It's a matter of time
Before Schwabby gets sacked!

Having too much fun now...

vs Port Adelaide

We're holding our noses
To play the Power
If only their fans
Would take a shower!

and another vs C'wood

Your players are crap
Your staff are bent
We're simply better
By fifteen per cent!

or a better one along the same lines...

Your players are crap
Your staff are crooks
And your coach and prez
Are a pair of sooks!

[NMWBloods]

The 'Dogs fly north
There are no maybes
We'll give them a belting
And avoid their rabies

[anniswan]

Originally posted by Charlie
Here's some I've thought of for later in the year...

Charlie, u should send them to Hughesy from Before the Game, they are great.