Brett Kirk's Match Report - Round 9

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  • bricon
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 277

    Brett Kirk's Match Report - Round 9

    Round 9


    OPTUS Game Review Round 9 vs Hawthorn

    Once upon a time in a far away kingdom...

    Nah just kidding but I do want to tell you a little story if you don't mind? It's a story about a boy who lived in amongst the big, some times bad, bright lights of Sydney town. Well not really a boy he was a young man I suppose with blonde locks, 'boy-next-door' cute looks like you just want to take his cheeks and give them a good squeeze. He traveled long distances to get to this chosen destination of Sydney all in all around 1000 kilometres from the Melbournian city down south.

    He had come to try his luck in the all Australian sport of Australian Rules Football, played nowhere else on the globe. From the time he arrived he battled his 'pretty boy' exterior to present to the sporting world a determined and courageous young footballer.

    As word spread about this not so timid newcomer, speculation began that the Sydney Swans had found a saviour, their next big thing, a player to lead them into the next generation of AFL footy. With Paul Kelly delivering his last kicks and battles, retirement was looming and the day arrived when 'Captain Courageous' hung up his Pumas and handed over the reigns. Whilst the new kid on the block wasn't necessarily up to being given the job of captain of the red and white, he had collected quite a posse in the supporter's arena. They watched him week in week out as he led from the front belting around at 100 hundred miles an hour, head first with little concern of what this continuous contact would be doing to his body.

    As time passed this young bloke from Mexico, oops, I mean Victoria, had grown into a well respected and much talked about football player. With his fair share of ups and downs (extremely common in the world of the AFL), bumps and bruises, Sunday 23rd May 2004 capped off a fantastic career to date for one very worthy Jude Bolton.

    We found ourselves with the four points on Sunday when the final siren sounded, with the winning goal being kicked by Jude in his centurion match. Like a fairy tale, Jude's goal couldn't have happened any better if someone had scripted the decisive piece of play.

    With the game being in the balance and the Hawks leading by four points, only minutes remained when Jude ended up with the ball in his hands, running into an open goal 35 metres out and slots it nicely through the middle uprights. The Swans up by two.

    Yey for Jude... Yey for us, a win after four losses and yey for our supporters. Ok siren you can bleep, hoot, screech, or whatever it is you sound like you can do it right now we're ready to finish. But it didn't come, the battle continued and the Hawks wanting and needing a victory for themselves were charging hard towards their scoring end. It was a case of battening down the hatches and doing everything possible to stop them from getting a score.
    Tackling, chasing, ball up, another ball up, some more tackling and some extra chasing we were digging deep and trying our darn-dest to hold on to those four points. As Hawthorn's forward line were desperately scrambling for space we shadowed and

    'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo ooooo' a free kick to Shane Crawford, 45 metres out right on the boundary.

    The fourth quarter's 30 minute mark ticks over and you try not to get too consumed with the want for that damned siren to sound. Crawford's kick is high, long and decent off the boot and thank Buddha for Jason Ball and he makes contact with the Sherrin and knocks it through for a behind. We have a one point lead and yes, finally the glorious sound of the siren.

    We won. A weird feeling though, happy, but not happy-joy-joy. We will like every other week analyse the game and what we should have done when and where and what we did well and in what parts of the game we did them. But a win by one point or one hundred points we needed that win and we 'snavelled' it.

    A win sets a good vibe for the week ahead. My quote from last week was about winning breeding confidence, one win can truly have an impact on the whole psyche of a footy club.

    We stay at home again this weekend to tackle the Bulldogs on Saturday night. They are coming off a good performance against Carlton and will want to continue this at the SCG. I will promise again this week a concerted effort of ridding ourselves of the S.S.S.S.Q.S, 'Sydney Swans Sloppy Second Quarter Syndrome', a four quarter effort has been ordered for Saturday with no rain-checks being accepted. If you've got a spare couple of hours drop by Driver Avenue and watch the red and white put my words into practice, all systems are go. If you can't get there we also welcome all major credit cards and positive vibes...


    Cheers Kirky #31



    Re-posted fro Optusnet newsleter.
  • hemsleys
    It's Goodes to cheer!!
    • Sep 2003
    • 23665

    #2
    Re: Brett Kirk's Match Report - Round 9

    Originally posted by bricon
    and thank Buddha for Jason Ball and he makes contact with the Sherrin and knocks it through for a behind.
    Good story, but didn't Spider take the ball over the line for a point with his second grab at a mark!!!

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    • BAM_BAM
      Support Staff
      • Jun 2003
      • 1820

      #3
      Re: Re: Brett Kirk's Match Report - Round 9

      Originally posted by ScottH
      Good story, but didn't Spider take the ball over the line for a point with his second grab at a mark!!!

      sound better this way
      Here's my heart and you can break it
      I need some release, release, release
      We need
      Love and peace

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      • Barry Schneider
        On the Rookie List
        • Sep 2003
        • 530

        #4
        Journalists don't let the facts get in the way of a good story why should Captain.

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        • NMWBloods
          Taking Refuge!!
          • Jan 2003
          • 15819

          #5
          Maybe he meant that Ball made contact with Everitt, thus preventing him taking the one-grab mark. I couldn't tell in the replay whether Everitt simply didn't take it cleanly or whether there was any contact.
          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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          • dread and might
            Back, strapped and intact
            • Apr 2004
            • 949

            #6
            i know it's been said before but geez the bloke writes well.
            I wish my weed was EMO so it would cut itself

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            • motorace_182
              On the Rookie List
              • Jan 2003
              • 961

              #7
              Is Kirky a Buddhist or is htat just a replacement for "Thank God"?
              - Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in a world they've been given, than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration, it's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing!

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              • Go Swannies
                Veterans List
                • Sep 2003
                • 5697

                #8
                Originally posted by motorace_182
                Is Kirky a Buddhist or is htat just a replacement for "Thank God"?
                Well, monks shave their heads - maybe they give all their hair to him?

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                • hemsleys
                  It's Goodes to cheer!!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NMWBloods
                  Maybe he meant that Ball made contact with Everitt, thus preventing him taking the one-grab mark. I couldn't tell in the replay whether Everitt simply didn't take it cleanly or whether there was any contact.
                  IMHO I think he didn't take it cleanly. Thank Buddha for that too.

                  Why is he thanking G.Hocking anyway???

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                  • Schneidergirl
                    On the Rookie List
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 468

                    #10


                    I just keep thinking "what if" Spider had of marked, or Crawford had of kicked a goal.... the pain is just too much to think about. It would be like that Port AND Bummers loss 2 years ago when they kicked on the siren.

                    Thank God, Budha etc....


                    PS. ScottH, I think you need to change your sign off now re: 'Goodies'

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                    • hemsleys
                      It's Goodes to cheer!!
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23665

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Schneidergirl


                      I just keep thinking "what if" Spider had of marked, or Crawford had of kicked a goal.... the pain is just too much to think about. It would be like that Port AND Bummers loss 2 years ago when they kicked on the siren.

                      Thank God, Budha etc....


                      PS. ScottH, I think you need to change your sign off now re: 'Goodies'
                      Thanks SG!

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