Collingwood - Personal Slurs

[motorace_182]

Hey guys, im sitting with some mates near the Collingwood bench in the 3rd row, they will be running past us like Melbourne did. I was wondering if there are any real good slurs for some of the ferals? I dont usually do this to opposition teams, but its the Magpies and they'll be just near me, too good to pass up.
Theres the basic, Holland Tossin off in his car, Askin Bucks which side of the bed Eddie sleeps on etc, but any really good ones??

[dendol]

tell Rocca his mummy is on the phone and doesnt like him in Sydney, even if its just for the weekend. She wants to know when he is going to get home to Melbourne.

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Ask them if they like to FIRE UP!

JF

[swansrule100]

wow awesome seats!

[Red]

Ask them if they've heard of the new 'Collingwood' bra: soft, plenty of support, and no cups.

[stellation]

Originally posted by dendol
tell Rocca his mummy is on the phone and doesnt like him in Sydney, even if its just for the weekend. She wants to know when he is going to get home to Melbourne.

eeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehheeh

I don't go for ragging on players myself, but I love a good ribbing of Tony Rocky-Horror about his mummy!

[Bart]

ask Buckley is there any truth in the rumour that he and Tarrant can't be in the team at the same time

[Go Swannies]

They all seemed funny to me.

[Bart]

Originally posted by Jetstar
What a bunch of wankers and I dont mean the Pies! How old are you lot anyway?

Welcome new person. The thread is pretty frivolous. If it upsets you then I would hate to see your demeanour when it really gets heated around here.

[Sanecow]

I have yelled stuff at swans players doing their warm-up jog on the sideline. You know, hilarious stuff like "put in some effort Luffy" and "lift your knees". Oh how we laughed.

[ScottH]

Sorbent in thick with Collingwood

Originally posted by Sanecow
I have yelled stuff at swans players doing their warm-up jog on the sideline. You know, hilarious stuff like "put in some effort Luffy" and "lift your knees". Oh how we laughed.

I thought one of my funnier ones was to Feast as he came to the bench at the G.

"Lift your Game Feast, it's no picnic out there"

Well, made me giggle anyway.


For the Pies, Why don't you take some Sorbent Dunny Paper. You could use it to wipe your.......eyes.

http://collingwoodfc.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=156177

[sharpie]

Re: Sorbent in thick with Collingwood

A classic was the "Troy Luff Stand" sign put on the Swan's interchange bench.

[Thunder Shaker]

Dress up like a pie seller, and when the Collingwood side run out on the ground, yell out "Cold Pies! Cold Pies!"

[cressakel]

Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
Dress up like a pie seller, and when the Collingwood side run out on the ground, yell out "Cold Pies! Cold Pies!"

Or you could yell out to any Collingwood player - or supporter - that " Your Dad is Gay and your Mum is easy ".

Or maybe enquire as to " Where is the Pies favourite umpire - Darren Goldspink ? I can't believe how many charity frees Goldspink has given the Pies over the years ! ". By that stage, the ferals will be frothing at the mouth as they believe Goldspink has a personal vendetta against the Collingwood Football Club.

[ScottH]

Just ask Buckley if he knows where his wife is and Who she is with???? 3 hours is a lot of time to kill.