Collingwood - Personal Slurs

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  • motorace_182
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 961

    Collingwood - Personal Slurs

    Hey guys, im sitting with some mates near the Collingwood bench in the 3rd row, they will be running past us like Melbourne did. I was wondering if there are any real good slurs for some of the ferals? I dont usually do this to opposition teams, but its the Magpies and they'll be just near me, too good to pass up.
    Theres the basic, Holland Tossin off in his car, Askin Bucks which side of the bed Eddie sleeps on etc, but any really good ones??
    - Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in a world they've been given, than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration, it's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing!
  • dendol
    fat-arsed midfielder
    • Oct 2003
    • 1483

    #2
    tell Rocca his mummy is on the phone and doesnt like him in Sydney, even if its just for the weekend. She wants to know when he is going to get home to Melbourne.

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    • JF_Bay22_SCG
      expat Sydneysider
      • Jan 2003
      • 3978

      #3
      Ask them if they like to FIRE UP!

      JF
      "Never ever ever state that Sydney is gone.They are like cockroaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war"
      (Forum poster 'Change', Big Footy 04Apr09)

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      • swansrule100
        The quarterback
        • May 2004
        • 4538

        #4
        wow awesome seats!
        Theres not much left to say

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        • Red
          Foreign Correspondent
          • Jan 2003
          • 651

          #5
          Ask them if they've heard of the new 'Collingwood' bra: soft, plenty of support, and no cups.
          To all those people who waited 72 years to see a South Melbourne/Sydney Swans premiership HERE IT IS!!

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          • stellation
            scott names the planets
            • Sep 2003
            • 9721

            #6
            Originally posted by dendol
            tell Rocca his mummy is on the phone and doesnt like him in Sydney, even if its just for the weekend. She wants to know when he is going to get home to Melbourne.
            eeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehheeh

            I don't go for ragging on players myself, but I love a good ribbing of Tony Rocky-Horror about his mummy!
            I knew him as a gentle young man, I cannot say for sure the reasons for his decline
            We watched him fade before our very eyes, and years before his time

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            • Bart
              CHHHOMMMMMPPP!!!!
              • Feb 2003
              • 1360

              #7
              ask Buckley is there any truth in the rumour that he and Tarrant can't be in the team at the same time

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              • Go Swannies
                Veterans List
                • Sep 2003
                • 5697

                #8
                They all seemed funny to me.

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                • Bart
                  CHHHOMMMMMPPP!!!!
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1360

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jetstar
                  What a bunch of wankers and I dont mean the Pies! How old are you lot anyway?
                  Welcome new person. The thread is pretty frivolous. If it upsets you then I would hate to see your demeanour when it really gets heated around here.

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                  • Sanecow
                    Suspended by the MRP
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 6917

                    #10
                    I have yelled stuff at swans players doing their warm-up jog on the sideline. You know, hilarious stuff like "put in some effort Luffy" and "lift your knees". Oh how we laughed.

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                    • hemsleys
                      It's Goodes to cheer!!
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23665

                      #11
                      Sorbent in thick with Collingwood

                      Originally posted by Sanecow
                      I have yelled stuff at swans players doing their warm-up jog on the sideline. You know, hilarious stuff like "put in some effort Luffy" and "lift your knees". Oh how we laughed.
                      I thought one of my funnier ones was to Feast as he came to the bench at the G.

                      "Lift your Game Feast, it's no picnic out there"

                      Well, made me giggle anyway.


                      For the Pies, Why don't you take some Sorbent Dunny Paper. You could use it to wipe your.......eyes.

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                      • sharpie
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 1588

                        #12
                        Re: Sorbent in thick with Collingwood

                        A classic was the "Troy Luff Stand" sign put on the Swan's interchange bench.
                        Visit my eBay store -

                        10% off for mentioning RWO when you buy. Great Christmas presents!

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                        • Thunder Shaker
                          Aut vincere aut mori
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 4208

                          #13
                          Dress up like a pie seller, and when the Collingwood side run out on the ground, yell out "Cold Pies! Cold Pies!"
                          "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final

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                          • cressakel
                            On the Rookie List
                            • May 2004
                            • 455

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
                            Dress up like a pie seller, and when the Collingwood side run out on the ground, yell out "Cold Pies! Cold Pies!"
                            Or you could yell out to any Collingwood player - or supporter - that " Your Dad is Gay and your Mum is easy ".

                            Or maybe enquire as to " Where is the Pies favourite umpire - Darren Goldspink ? I can't believe how many charity frees Goldspink has given the Pies over the years ! ". By that stage, the ferals will be frothing at the mouth as they believe Goldspink has a personal vendetta against the Collingwood Football Club.
                            Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looks like a girlfriend,That I had in February of last year, It's not confidential, I've got potential

                            Somebody told me, The Killers, Hot Fuss, 2004.

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                            • hemsleys
                              It's Goodes to cheer!!
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23665

                              #15
                              Just ask Buckley if he knows where his wife is and Who she is with???? 3 hours is a lot of time to kill.

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