how boring

[Barry Schneider]

Originally posted by ScottH
Got laid = sedate posts!!!!

Interesting theory.

This is going to get expensive.First a levy on Swans members to pay for AFL fines when an official complains about the umpiring now a levy for the "get Footyhead laid so he doesn't post negative comments endlessly" fund.
Expensive but worth it.

[Nico]

Originally posted by footyhead
I must appologise peoples,
Most of what I said I do mean. I feel that we are still a ways off being what I consider a really good team. However the spirit and name of my thread was caused more by personal circumstances than the performance of the Swans.
I had been out for a night on the p iss and rather upset a couple of hard nocks I had received at the hands of a couple of sexy seppo's.
The rituals of Nth American sexuality being quite hard on the more sensitive specimens of the Male side of the species. Subsequently though I have managed to get laid, and I see the world from a slightly different POV.
I only hope the swans can consolidate themselves from here on in and win at least 2 premeirships in the next 5 years. Then you will hear no more complaints out of me , and I will also probabley get laid more often and probably not drink drive as often either.

You have changed the tone of this"how boring" thread. Seeing you are espousing/exposing yourself as a self proclaimed guru on Hoosh Mackundie or horizontal pastimes, are we able to send Dear Footyhead private messages to you seeking advice on how to "pick up" and other questions relating to the subject at hand.

[footyhead]

I have proclaimed myself as no guru, but rather a victim of cross cultural sexual tensions.

[chammond]

Originally posted by footyhead
I must appologise peoples,
Most of what I said I do mean. I feel that we are still a ways off being what I consider a really good team. However the spirit and name of my thread was caused more by personal circumstances than the performance of the Swans.
I had been out for a night on the p iss and rather upset a couple of hard nocks I had received at the hands of a couple of sexy seppo's.
The rituals of Nth American sexuality being quite hard on the more sensitive specimens of the Male side of the species. Subsequently though I have managed to get laid, and I see the world from a slightly different POV.
I only hope the swans can consolidate themselves from here on in and win at least 2 premeirships in the next 5 years. Then you will hear no more complaints out of me , and I will also probabley get laid more often and probably not drink drive as often either.

Oh no! I predicted this. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist airing your sad fantasies on this board.

Surely there are much better sites that cater for sorry individuals like you.

Does the fact that you don't know how to use a dictionary also mean that you can't use a search engine?

[footyhead]

Still smarting from a couple of blows laid againts you in recent posts chammond ? It is interesting how people always take things said on these sites so personally, and can not just join in the fun, but have to seek vengence !
Get your hand off it bitch.

[chammond]

Originally posted by footyhead
Still smarting from a couple of blows laid againts you in recent posts chammond ? It is interesting how people always take things said on these sites so personally, and can not just join in the fun, but have to seek vengence !
Get your hand off it bitch.

Ah, that's better, back to unintelligible.

I can cope with that okay.

Just try to do the right thing and not give us any insights into your world, particularly if they involve your "sexual tensions".

This is a footy site after all . . . not really the place for your teenage fantasies.

[CureTheSane]

I'm going out tonight

Hopefully I will meet some American girls

[footyhead]

Do you think if you went to jail you would have bitch ? or be a bitch ?

[Chubby Muffler]

Originally posted by CureTheSane
Hopefully I will meet some American girls

Hope not, then you'll be ashamed of the Swans. Unless they win 2 premierships in the next 5 years. Or something.

[CureTheSane]

Originally posted by Chubby Muffler
Hope not, then you'll be ashamed of the Swans. Unless they win 2 premierships in the next 5 years. Or something.

I hate the Swans with a passion at the moment.

That crap they dished up last week made me sick.
I need to go out, get drunk, and forget there is even a team called the Swans.
I am gonna texta my Swans jumper in all black.
Then I will support the all blacks.
Do they win games?
Are they any good?
Maybe I should change countries?
That way I won't have to put up with the half arsed efforts at winning games...
OK, I'll stop now, I am boring even myself...

[footyhead]

The all blacks would be a rugby team no ?

[Chubby Muffler]

Originally posted by footyhead
The all blacks would be a rugby team no ?

Yep, they are the reason I am missing the Swans of Saturday night. Bloody hard choice actually....

[cruiser]

Originally posted by Chubby Muffler
Bloody hard choice actually....

There's no choice. I'll be at the SCG.

[BAM_BAM]

Originally posted by Chubby Muffler
Yep, they are the reason I am missing the Swans of Saturday night. Bloody hard choice actually....

wont be the same Bay 29 witout you CM

No choice for me at all

[dendol]

BUMP.

Good thread f-head. Can we all admit now that his point is a very valid one? (his first post, not the sex stuff.. wtf was that all about?!)

and chubmuff, I enjoyed the Wallabies win at a pub in Queenstown NZ, surrounded by loud, ranting, and eventually crying Kiwis! They really dont like us Aussies over there when it comes to Rugby. It turned out to be a good choice going to Homebush I bet.