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  • NMWBloods
    Taking Refuge!!
    • Jan 2003
    • 15819

    #31
    Originally posted by swansrule100
    why u in hell??
    Back to work - see other thread!
    Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

    "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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    • BonBon
      BMT2144
      • Jul 2004
      • 2190

      #32
      Here...
      Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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      • Nolie
        On the wing
        • Jul 2004
        • 522

        #33
        Originally posted by Hitman44
        Liz,

        Very intersting, perhaps you have shot me down with that Inside 50's stat.....

        Where do you get your stats ? Does it list CLANGERS as well as I would be very interested in seeing them for the year.

        What the bloody hell is a clanger? Another useless stat . In the past five or so years the statisticians ( not a bad job by all accounts - they get paid quite well) have invented a vast array of meaningless statistics.Eg What the hell is a hard ball get? And what does it prove? A load of bulldust IMO.

        Channel 10 (esp. Steve Quartermain) gives me the irritates in this regard. Always quoting, displaying and getting excited over puerile stats - "Number of inside 50's" - whats the point if you're not kicking goals? So what?

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        • NMWBloods
          Taking Refuge!!
          • Jan 2003
          • 15819

          #34
          Inside 50s is a good stat.

          Clangers is a nearly useless stat as it is too subjective.

          What they are trying to do is copy basketball, which has turnovers, however it's a different style of game.
          Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

          "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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          • ScottH
            It's Goodes to cheer!!
            • Sep 2003
            • 23665

            #35
            Does Clanger = Unforced Error??

            or is it just poor/ineffective disposal??

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            • Mike_B
              Peyow Peyow
              • Jan 2003
              • 6267

              #36
              Originally posted by ScottH
              Does Clanger = Unforced Error??

              or is it just poor/ineffective disposal??
              Yeah...clanger = dumping a backhand volley into the net....hehe

              Actually...its a direct turnover, OOBOTF, Free against...it encompasses way too many things IMHO.

              I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

              If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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              • ScottH
                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                • Sep 2003
                • 23665

                #37
                Originally posted by Mike_B
                Yeah...clanger = dumping a backhand volley into the net....hehe

                Actually...its a direct turnover, OOBOTF, Free against...it encompasses way too many things IMHO.
                Too much tennis for you!!!

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                • Hitman44
                  On the Rookie List
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 91

                  #38
                  I look at a clanger as basically a F$%K UP !

                  So when the player F$%KS UP it is usally noted as a clanger.

                  It is usally pretty obvious, what did we all think the Pepples kick off the ground towards goal on Friday night ?

                  CLANGER
                  Bring back G Bennett !

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                  • NMWBloods
                    Taking Refuge!!
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 15819

                    #39
                    One problem with clangers is that it doesn't include certain stuff ups, like making the extra unnecessary handball that puts players into trouble, or passing to a player in the open, missing them badly and either resulting in a ball up or forcing the team to reset and tbus missing a good opportunity. It also doesn't reflect missed tackles or being too far from your opponent.
                    Captain Logic is not steering this tugboat.

                    "[T]here are things that matter more and he's reading and thinking about them: heaven, reincarnation. Life and death are the only things that are truly a matter of life and death. Not football."

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                    • ROK Lobster
                      RWO Life Member
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 8658

                      #40
                      Originally posted by NMWBloods
                      One problem with clangers is that it doesn't include certain stuff ups, like making the extra unnecessary handball that puts players into trouble, or passing to a player in the open, missing them badly and either resulting in a ball up or forcing the team to reset and tbus missing a good opportunity. It also doesn't reflect missed tackles or being too far from your opponent.
                      Rather than "clangers" they should be called "MFU's". They could then encompass a few more things. But as has been said already they are too subjective to be of any real use. Does a kick to a contest at the top of the square well marked by an opposition back count as a clanger?

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                      • Snowy
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 1244

                        #41
                        yes clangers is a nebulous concept by definition. Contentious free kicks go down as clangers.
                        LIFE GOES ON

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                        • Hitman44
                          On the Rookie List
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 91

                          #42
                          MFU's

                          I like it !
                          Bring back G Bennett !

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                          • BonBon
                            BMT2144
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 2190

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Hitman44
                            MFU's

                            I like it !
                            MFU= ______ @@@@ Ups?
                            Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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                            • ROK Lobster
                              RWO Life Member
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 8658

                              #44
                              Originally posted by BonBon
                              MFU= ______ @@@@ Ups?
                              Monumental

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                              • ScottH
                                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 23665

                                #45
                                Originally posted by ROK Lobster
                                Monumental
                                Memorable????

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