Three verses to lighten things up a bit

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  • Legs Akimbo
    Grand Poobah
    • Apr 2005
    • 2809

    Three verses to lighten things up a bit

    There once was a coach named Paul Roos
    Who decided his swans shouldn't lose
    But his many team rules
    Made them all look like fools
    Now they play like the Rupinyup twos

    A player by the name of Malceski
    Came to play AFL footy in sin city
    But when he got there he found
    He was Canberra bound
    Which he and the fans thought quite @@@@y

    Heath James may have done some good things
    But lost 7 years to hamstrings
    To relist him was fair
    One can't rely on Medicare
    But the club is a circus with three rings
    He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.
  • Red@WhiteBaron
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 44

    #2
    Re: Three verses to lighten things up a bit

    Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
    There once was a coach named Paul Roos
    Who decided his swans shouldn't lose
    But his many team rules
    Made them all look like fools
    Now they play like the Rupinyup twos

    A player by the name of Malceski
    Came to play AFL footy in sin city
    But when he got there he found
    He was Canberra bound
    Which he and the fans thought quite @@@@y

    Heath James may have done some good things
    But lost 7 years to hamstrings
    To relist him was fair
    One can't rely on Medicare
    But the club is a circus with three rings
    ha ha ha! henry lawson watch out!
    The Red & White Baron

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    • BonBon
      BMT2144
      • Jul 2004
      • 2190

      #3
      Ha ha. Let's publish it.
      Vicky Pollard: Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that this is like the time I threw Anita's nokia in the canal as a joke and she's like you have well got to buy me another one and I'm like get over it and then Paul came over who's adopted anyway and started saying that I fancy Mark Bennett but oh my god just because I have sex with someone doesn't mean I fancy them.

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