There once was a coach named Paul Roos
Who decided his swans shouldn't lose
But his many team rules
Made them all look like fools
Now they play like the Rupinyup twos
A player by the name of Malceski
Came to play AFL footy in sin city
But when he got there he found
He was Canberra bound
Which he and the fans thought quite @@@@y
Heath James may have done some good things
But lost 7 years to hamstrings
To relist him was fair
One can't rely on Medicare
But the club is a circus with three rings
Who decided his swans shouldn't lose
But his many team rules
Made them all look like fools
Now they play like the Rupinyup twos
A player by the name of Malceski
Came to play AFL footy in sin city
But when he got there he found
He was Canberra bound
Which he and the fans thought quite @@@@y
Heath James may have done some good things
But lost 7 years to hamstrings
To relist him was fair
One can't rely on Medicare
But the club is a circus with three rings

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