What they are doing right now...

[NMWBloods]

At Sydney's Centre for Rehabilitating Ailing Potential, Andrew Schauble tells Keeping Your Feet that yes he's unwell, but he'll need to take his place in the queue behind Disposal Skills, Game Plan, and Decision Making.

In the corner Flag Hopes suffers another relapse and long-suffering Swans supporters rush to give him CPR so the poor old bugger can drag himself on for yet another year.

[RogueSwan]

Maxfield arrives late at training again.
"These young people just keep overtaking
me and cutting me off."
Tries road rage but soon realises that you need to catch someone for this to work.

[b0ek]

Coaching staff: Stuck in traffic. Although there's a free flowing lane they'd prefer not to take it, as it could be risky.

[b0ek]

Paul Roos: Listening to broken records for inspiration for his next press conference.

[sharpie]

Originally posted by b0ek
Coaching staff: Stuck in traffic. Although there's a free flowing lane they'd prefer not to take it, as it could be risky.

changing lanes is a risky job!

[originalswan]

McVeigh - Out for 6 weeks - Got a couple of spinters in bottom from bench.

O'keefe - Curses windy day - Says "What a waste of an hour on my hair"

O'Loughlin - Out for 3 weeks - His wheelchair requires new wheel (reason why he always seems off balance)

Doyle - Out for 5 more weeks - Hits head on top of doorway

Crouch - Contemplating 500 game record

Leo Barry - Still running around in Perth (doesn't realise game over)

Capper - New forwards coach - Will give team great pick me up!

Davis - Misses goal - Hits KFC sign

[monopoly19]

Nick Davis has forgotten where KFC is. He often finds himself in Red Rooster - a cheap imitation of the better fast-food outlets. He still eats a little, but its not like the good old days of KFC.

Leo Barry wanted to cross the road but made the mistake of looking left before looking right. Realised at the last moment he was going to get hit by a car, so tried to jump over it, unsuccessfully.

Tadgh Kennelly accidently kissed his girlfriend's sister. The sisters don't really look alike, but Tadhg's only new to the dating game so that's okay. He's done it another four times since then, but his girlfriend still doesn't seem to mind.

Heath James wanders around hoping some pigeons will @@@@ on him.

[Ruda Wakening]

Chris Judd & Chad Fletcher contact Paul Roos and say they want to play for Sydney. Roos tells them thats not possible because he has his eye on Shane O'Bree & Rupert Betheras.

[NMWBloods]

Cooney and Dal Santo are snared by the Swans in a recruiting coup. They are played for 2 years in the reserves, just to gain some experience, and then gradually eased into the seniors with 30 minutes a game for 2 years, and finally played in the back pocket to learn the game for a further 3 years.

[Thunder Shaker]

MOL: 10:30 - appointment at the osteopaths (getting a pair of new knees). 1:30 - appointment at the mechanic (having new knees fitted).

Goodes: Having dinner with MOL. Hears that MOL has "something to show him". Makes appointments at osteopaths and mechanics for the following week.

J Bolton: At hairdresser, getting mohawk. Matchday plan is to spike it with 5 litres of superglue so as to be more formidable when charging the packs.

Cyggy: Stocked nest with 22 footballs. Is trying to hatch them.

Roos: Cancelling plans for next year's team-bonding exercise at Puckapunyal army base; the last one didn't work out because the players ran away from the hand grenades too much.

Capper: Laughing gleefuly at the success of his secret plans to sell ginseng speed tablets to players from the Kangaroos, Adelaide, West Coast and Melbourne. Plans to dob on them after round 15.

[originalswan]

Cyggy? Outruns MOL to the footy

[Ruda Wakening]

Draft time 2007, all other AFL coaches decide that Paul Roos might be onto something so they contact him to see if he's got a spare tagger or three or four ...

Roos thinks for a minute and then remembers a kid he got previously named Luke Ball who had come to Sydney with big wraps only to become a nightmare by distracting his team mates with keeping his feet and wanting to get the ball forward, rather than lying on it, so had therefore been given a run with role in the ACT.

[NMWBloods]

Colless: pores over maps spread out in his bunker, and continues to direct non-existant armies into action, exclaims that victory is within our grasp, it's us against them, and non-believers will be punished.

[sharpie]

Originally posted by sharpie
Dempster: has a lot more free time on his hands these days coz he's finally convinced his phone is working after spending 12 weeks last year beside the phone, picking it up every 5 minutes to make sure its working, and when he hears the dial tone thinks to himself: "why doesnt Roosy ring me?".

I've just been informed that Moore, Schmitt, Willhoughby and Malceski have all moved into Dempster's house coz they now know his phone works, and they're taking shifts manning the phone so at least they can each spend some other time cleaning up the house picking up everyone else's messy possessions.

[Ruda Wakening]

After the 2006 sacking of Paul Roos, Footyhead appears on the front page of the Herald Sun with a caption "I Had A Dream"