How will the "Captains" be assessed?

[footyhead]

Originally posted by Sanecow
My understanding is that they will be judged on their skin folds.

Your f'ing "hill- hairy- arse".

I mean that, over the last couple of weeks you have become genuinly funnnnny!!!

Now ... is that 4 skin folds ???

[footyhead]

Maybe it might have a bit to do with who sucks up the coache's AH the best ???!!!???!!!

[OldE]

I thought you were going....

[ScottH]

Originally posted by eirinn
I thought you were going....

He loves us!!

[TheHood]

I know Ben is well loved within the club and in the leadership group too.

He is a cool head when things are not going well, HOWEVER it's not like his disposals have been prolific or anywhere near that either.

His disposal decision making is very very average, If anybody still subscribes to the Rocket wing plays, it's Ben.

Haven't got the stat, but I would be interested to read his clanger rate for 2005 in comparison to his team mates. Obviously Nicksy tops the leaderboard.

[Sean]

Originally posted by TheHood
Haven't got the stat, but I would be interested to read his clanger rate for 2005 in comparison to his team mates. Obviously Nicksy tops the leaderboard.

Not sure about this year but either last year or the year before his clanger stats were actually really low - one of the best in the team. Of course, that stat is affected by what mistakes are actually called clangers. The fact that he can't actually hit the opposition on the chest either helps him.

[NMWBloods]

I think clangers are a very misleading stat. If someone makes a poor handball that results in the receiving player turning the ball over, the latter player gets the clanger.

[ScottH]

So the handballer is management.

And the receiver is the employee.

The manager gets promoted and the employee gets retrenched.

[NMWBloods]

Spot on!!

[Thunder Shaker]

How will the captains be assessed? A reality TV show.

The show would be a combination of Survivor and The Apprentice. Divide the team list into 2 groups. Each week the prospective captains perform a variety of tasks that the captain would do, such as on-field leadership and off-field public speaking. Whenever we lose, a player is delisted from the group that make the most clangers.