Walls article on Paul Roos from the the Age

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  • Jimmy C
    On the Rookie List
    • Jan 2003
    • 366

    #16
    Originally posted by Ruckman
    He was also an extremely attacking coach in 2002 and 2003.

    I have examined the evidence and through extensive use of forensic examination, computer simulation and alcohalic inebriation come up with the answer.

    The real Paul Roos was abducted by aliens at the end of the 2003 season and replaced by a replicant. Now before you dismiss this assertion as the demented ravings of a frustrated fan, consider the evidance.

    After almost 3 years coaching their isn't a sigle grey hair on Paul Roos's head, that's not natural.

    The perpetrator of this substitution is Mr Richard Colless. How do I know this?

    Remember when he Chairman Dick gave-the-finger to Eddy in that interview a few years ago, only an alien would mistake a TV camera for Eddie McGuire.

    Kevin Sheedy has repeatedly warned about the inflence of aliens in our game.

    Not long after the 2003 season Paul Roos also stopped speaking english. All his recent pronouncements have been in "management-speak" (Grant Thomas was the first coach to exhibit these signs and look at the balls-up he's made at St.Kilda)

    "Management-speak" is the language of accountants (a form of repiloid) and totally alian to the excitement that was AFL footy.

    Which brings us to the purpose for this plot, they wish to discredit AFL football in an effort to boost the mass appeal of more accountant oriented sports.

    These include actuarial studies, double entry bookkeeping and possible . . . . . decoupage!
    LOL-And here I was trying to keep away from conspiracy theories!!!

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    • dread and might
      Back, strapped and intact
      • Apr 2004
      • 949

      #17
      And all this time it was just staring us in the face
      I wish my weed was EMO so it would cut itself

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      • cruiser
        What the frack!
        • Jul 2004
        • 6114

        #18
        I agree with everything Walls has said. Its time the Swans coaching staff came to their senses and changed this awful "game plan." Like so many others here, I've become quite fed up with it.
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