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[Go Swannies]

Originally posted by Snowy
I bet Willy Shakespeare never thought he'd be quoted in a an Aussie Rules footy context

Nostradamus predicted it. But he also predicted that Brisbane would win four in a row.

[giant]

Originally posted by Ruckman
"Who have you offended, masters, that you are thus bound to your answer? this learned constable is too cunning to be understood. What?s your offence[Or sense?]?"
~ Much Ado about Nothing (Act V. Scene I.)

First Judy Garland, now the Bard - has someone hacked into Ruckman's a/c?

[Ruck'n'Roll]

"I had a colored parrot, but it made me cry
I just forgot to feed it, and the little bugger died
I had a fish named Sam, he lived in_a bowl
I heated up the water, so he wouldn't get cold"