Now that the small matter of Barry Hall is settled, it is time to get onto more important things. Here's a drinking game to keep your attention just in case things start to get a bit boring
Take a sip if:
Take a gulp if:
Skoll the remainder of your drink if:
Drink everything in sight if:
And for the truly adventurous, have a drink during every centre bounce, ball up and boundary throw-in.
Other suggestions are welcomed!

Take a sip if:
- Leo claims he touched the ball whenever he dives trying to stop his opponent from kicking a goal.
- Hall gives away a free kick, take 2 sips if Hall gets a free kick.
- LRT takes a contested mark, take an extra sip if he turns it over immediately.
- Buchanan ducks into a high tackle, and gets the free kick.
- a commentator mistakes Buchanan for Schneider and vice-versa.
- B2 takes a mark going back with the flight of the ball.
- Leo dashes off the half back flank but has no idea where he is going.
- Fosdike fumbles the ball.
- B1 smothers the ball.
- Mathews holds onto the ball just that half-second too long.
- SOS's special comment is something completely obvious, even to the novice viewer.
Take a gulp if:
- O'Keefe takes a strong contested mark.
- Leo gets a free kick paid against him, 2 mouthfuls if he puts on his patented "Leapin Leo's Look of Disbelief"? as a reaction.
- West Coast score a goal from a free kick, 2 gulps if the umpire is Goldspink, and drink the rest if the free kick is some obscure rule that has not been paid all season.
- Hall berates a teammate for having a shot for goal/not kicking it to him in a one-on-one contest/not kicking to him on a lead.
- Kirk gets crunched in a pack, but is unrewarded by the umpires for his troubles.
- Anthony Hudson gets just a 'tad' too overexcited when Judd gets the ball.
- Malcolm Blight suggests Kennelly should go into the midfield/Goodes should go into the ruck/Hall should go into the ruck.
- the Swans are accused of flooding, while West Coast are praised for dropping numbers back.
Skoll the remainder of your drink if:
- Magic kicks a goal through a magical piece of play.
- Kennelly bursts through the midfield and kicks a running goal.
- Davis kicks a goal from a set play.
- Kirk gets floored/coathangered/hip and shouldered/decapitated and bounces back to his feet immediately.
- Robert Walls claims credit for the Swans getting to the GF.
- There is a melee!
Drink everything in sight if:
- Swans win the grand final.
- Swans lose the grand final.
And for the truly adventurous, have a drink during every centre bounce, ball up and boundary throw-in.
Other suggestions are welcomed!
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