The 2005 RWO GF Drinking Game

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  • ugg
    Can you feel it?
    Site Admin
    • Jan 2003
    • 15968

    The 2005 RWO GF Drinking Game

    Now that the small matter of Barry Hall is settled, it is time to get onto more important things. Here's a drinking game to keep your attention just in case things start to get a bit boring

    Take a sip if:
    • Leo claims he touched the ball whenever he dives trying to stop his opponent from kicking a goal.
    • Hall gives away a free kick, take 2 sips if Hall gets a free kick.
    • LRT takes a contested mark, take an extra sip if he turns it over immediately.
    • Buchanan ducks into a high tackle, and gets the free kick.
    • a commentator mistakes Buchanan for Schneider and vice-versa.
    • B2 takes a mark going back with the flight of the ball.
    • Leo dashes off the half back flank but has no idea where he is going.
    • Fosdike fumbles the ball.
    • B1 smothers the ball.
    • Mathews holds onto the ball just that half-second too long.
    • SOS's special comment is something completely obvious, even to the novice viewer.


    Take a gulp if:
    • O'Keefe takes a strong contested mark.
    • Leo gets a free kick paid against him, 2 mouthfuls if he puts on his patented "Leapin Leo's Look of Disbelief"? as a reaction.
    • West Coast score a goal from a free kick, 2 gulps if the umpire is Goldspink, and drink the rest if the free kick is some obscure rule that has not been paid all season.
    • Hall berates a teammate for having a shot for goal/not kicking it to him in a one-on-one contest/not kicking to him on a lead.
    • Kirk gets crunched in a pack, but is unrewarded by the umpires for his troubles.
    • Anthony Hudson gets just a 'tad' too overexcited when Judd gets the ball.
    • Malcolm Blight suggests Kennelly should go into the midfield/Goodes should go into the ruck/Hall should go into the ruck.
    • the Swans are accused of flooding, while West Coast are praised for dropping numbers back.


    Skoll the remainder of your drink if:
    • Magic kicks a goal through a magical piece of play.
    • Kennelly bursts through the midfield and kicks a running goal.
    • Davis kicks a goal from a set play.
    • Kirk gets floored/coathangered/hip and shouldered/decapitated and bounces back to his feet immediately.
    • Robert Walls claims credit for the Swans getting to the GF.
    • There is a melee!


    Drink everything in sight if:
    • Swans win the grand final.
    • Swans lose the grand final.


    And for the truly adventurous, have a drink during every centre bounce, ball up and boundary throw-in.

    Other suggestions are welcomed!
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  • swansrule100
    The quarterback
    • May 2004
    • 4538

    #2
    huddo isnt calling the game

    quarters is cos he has a sook last year


    so: Anthony Hudson gets just a 'tad' too overexcited when Judd gets the ball.
    is out
    Theres not much left to say

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    • ScottH
      It's Goodes to cheer!!
      • Sep 2003
      • 23665

      #3
      MCC seating is a dry area, so will have to head inside to try this!!

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      • punter257
        Deadliest Left Boot
        • Aug 2004
        • 1660

        #4
        hip flask?
        Roosy = LEGEND

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        • ScottH
          It's Goodes to cheer!!
          • Sep 2003
          • 23665

          #5
          Originally posted by punter257
          hip flask?
          Hmmm, have done that b4, as long as they don't firsk me!!!

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          • punter257
            Deadliest Left Boot
            • Aug 2004
            • 1660

            #6
            put it down the front of your pants!!!
            even better if u have kids just conveniently place it in their pokemon backpack

            ugg - love your work
            Roosy = LEGEND

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            • swansrule100
              The quarterback
              • May 2004
              • 4538

              #7
              we took an exchange student from japan to the footy once to carry all the grog... he ended up being sent home not long after, but it worked!
              Theres not much left to say

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              • ScottH
                It's Goodes to cheer!!
                • Sep 2003
                • 23665

                #8
                Originally posted by punter257
                put it down the front of your pants!!!
                even better if u have kids just conveniently place it in their pokemon backpack

                ugg - love your work
                Kids aren't going, but they get checked as well!!

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                • punter257
                  Deadliest Left Boot
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1660

                  #9
                  haha yeah security would be pretty tight

                  another addition to the drinking game could be a skull if LRT is bounding through the middle of the G holding the sherrin like a loaf of bread (thanks dennis cometti)
                  Roosy = LEGEND

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                  • Refried Noodle
                    Warming the Bench
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 327

                    #10
                    Originally posted by punter257
                    hip flask?
                    Bag 'o Goon minus cardboard box?

                    easiest thing to sneak in...ever!
                    That's the problem with modern day medicine - there's no more natural selection of the species.
                    No wonder there's so many Collingwood fans.

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                    • LittleSchneider
                      On the Rookie List
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 582

                      #11
                      What we do is we put all our players names into a hat and draw out a player and everytime they got a disposal you had to drink 2 fingers, everytime they made a mistake that was 4 fingers and everytime they made a mistake that resulted in a goal it was 6 fingers. You also drank 6 fingers if they scored a goal and everyone finished their vessels if the umpires made a crucial error!
                      And the man who started it, the Schneiderman, can kick his third for the quarter. And the swans are in the Grand Final!

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                      • Thunder Shaker
                        Aut vincere aut mori
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 4186

                        #12
                        Originally posted by punter257
                        hip flask?
                        Artificial limbs work well for smuggling in contraband. Plaster casts can also be used for this.
                        "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final

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                        • TheHood
                          On the Rookie List
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1938

                          #13
                          Ugg, you're a genius my friend!
                          The Pain of Discipline is Nothing Like The Pain of Disappointment

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                          • swanzotope
                            On the Rookie List
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 191

                            #14
                            according too this

                            id be dead before the night ends :P
                            R & W 4 Life

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