ugg's axioms of footy watching

[ugg]

1. The action will always be played at the opposite wing to where you're sitting. Without exception.
2. Umpires will always even up the free kick count when the game is over as a contest.

[giant]

Re: ugg's axioms of footy watching

Originally posted by ugg
1. The action will always be played at the opposite wing to where you're sitting. Without exception.
2. Umpires will always even up the free kick count when the game is over as a contest.

You might wish to update your signature - I had 5 of Port's 1st 7 goals coming from FKs or 50m penalties, each more bewildering than the last.

[ugg]

Another of my axioms:

3. When recording the live TV broadcast, you will select the wrong channel.

Not that I particularly wanted to watch that performance again on tape.

If you have the exact numbers, I'd be happy to update my sig.

[Mike_B]

Check the stats available on the Herald-Sun website - it lists the total frees and also goal sources (free/mark/play).

[ugg]

Ah, thanks Mike. Surprising there were only 4 against us but I think Port missed a couple of shots.

Looks good now!

[swansrock4eva]

Originally posted by ugg
Another of my axioms:

3. When recording the live TV broadcast, you will select the wrong channel.

Not that I particularly wanted to watch that performance again on tape.

If you have the exact numbers, I'd be happy to update my sig.

Damn straight! I had the VCR set for 10 a whole 2 days in advance knowing I'd forget if I left it any longer! D'oh!

[Big Al]

Another one:

4. Field Umpires who wear white hats are useless.

[giant]

Originally posted by ugg
Ah, thanks Mike. Surprising there were only 4 against us but I think Port missed a couple of shots.

Looks good now!

Pretty certain that wouldn't include the two from 50m penalties.

[ScottH]

Do you get stuck with the most annoying prat sitting behind you? I do. Happened at the GF. Happened in Rnd 1.

[wheels27]

The number of annoying, smart**** opposition supporters around you increases as the oppositions lead does.

(We like our one team town, ban all opposition supporters)

[RPM]

Originally posted by wheels27
The number of annoying, smart**** opposition supporters around you increases as the oppositions lead does.

(We like our one team town, ban all opposition supporters)

Wheels get it together you know that i'am going to give it to you more the more the score blows out

[wheels27]

Port now, interesting RPM, I thought they were the mortal enemy.

I know for you it's more like Crows & whoevers playing the swans..... @*@*-stirrer!!

But I love it!