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  • ugg
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    • Jan 2003
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    ugg's axioms of footy watching

    1. The action will always be played at the opposite wing to where you're sitting. Without exception.
    2. Umpires will always even up the free kick count when the game is over as a contest.
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  • giant
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    • Mar 2005
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    #2
    Re: ugg's axioms of footy watching

    Originally posted by ugg
    1. The action will always be played at the opposite wing to where you're sitting. Without exception.
    2. Umpires will always even up the free kick count when the game is over as a contest.
    You might wish to update your signature - I had 5 of Port's 1st 7 goals coming from FKs or 50m penalties, each more bewildering than the last.

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    • ugg
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      • Jan 2003
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      #3
      Another of my axioms:

      3. When recording the live TV broadcast, you will select the wrong channel.

      Not that I particularly wanted to watch that performance again on tape.

      If you have the exact numbers, I'd be happy to update my sig.
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      • Mike_B
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        • Jan 2003
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        #4
        Check the stats available on the Herald-Sun website - it lists the total frees and also goal sources (free/mark/play).

        I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

        If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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        • ugg
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
          Ah, thanks Mike. Surprising there were only 4 against us but I think Port missed a couple of shots.

          Looks good now!
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          • swansrock4eva
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            • Jan 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by ugg
            Another of my axioms:

            3. When recording the live TV broadcast, you will select the wrong channel.

            Not that I particularly wanted to watch that performance again on tape.

            If you have the exact numbers, I'd be happy to update my sig.
            Damn straight! I had the VCR set for 10 a whole 2 days in advance knowing I'd forget if I left it any longer! D'oh!

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            • Big Al
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              • Feb 2005
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              #7
              Another one:

              4. Field Umpires who wear white hats are useless.
              ..And the Swans are the Premiers...The Ultimate Team...The Ultimate Warriors. They have overcome the highly fancied Hawks in brilliant style. Sydney the 2012 Premiers - Gerard Whately ABC

              Here it is Again! - Huddo SEN

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              • giant
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                • Mar 2005
                • 4731

                #8
                Originally posted by ugg
                Ah, thanks Mike. Surprising there were only 4 against us but I think Port missed a couple of shots.

                Looks good now!
                Pretty certain that wouldn't include the two from 50m penalties.

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                • ScottH
                  It's Goodes to cheer!!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23665

                  #9
                  Do you get stuck with the most annoying prat sitting behind you? I do. Happened at the GF. Happened in Rnd 1.

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                  • wheels27
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                    • Mar 2005
                    • 397

                    #10
                    The number of annoying, smart**** opposition supporters around you increases as the oppositions lead does.

                    (We like our one team town, ban all opposition supporters)
                    I hear not what you say, for the thunder of who you are.

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                    • RPM
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                      • Mar 2006
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by wheels27
                      The number of annoying, smart**** opposition supporters around you increases as the oppositions lead does.

                      (We like our one team town, ban all opposition supporters)
                      Wheels get it together you know that i'am going to give it to you more the more the score blows out
                      Carn' The Crows

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                      • wheels27
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                        • Mar 2005
                        • 397

                        #12
                        Port now, interesting RPM, I thought they were the mortal enemy.

                        I know for you it's more like Crows & whoevers playing the swans..... @*@*-stirrer!!

                        But I love it!
                        I hear not what you say, for the thunder of who you are.

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