C'mon Swannies etc

[i'm-uninformed2]

Sung to the tune of Katrina and the Waves "Walking on Sunshine"

I used to think Wallsy you loved me, but now I'm not sure
And I just cant wait till the day when you're knocked to the floor
Coz every time I see you on TV, I gotta hold myself down
Coz I just wait till the day when your ego is beaten down

I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
And don?t it feel good

Hey alright now
And don?t it feel good!!
Hey Yeah

[Legs Akimbo]

To the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Man in the Mirror'

I'm gonna make a change,
For once in my life
It?s gonna feel real good
Gonna drop Ben Matthews Gonna make a difference
Gonna include Dempster, gonna make it right

As?I, turn up the collar on my
Favorite Swans tracksuit top
This ACT thing is blowin? my mind
I see the kids in the ACT,
With not enough competition
Who am I, to be blind?
Pretending not to see
Their needs
A season disregarded,
A broken footy boot
And a one man?s career
They go down there on
The bus ya? know
?Cause they get nowhere
else to go
That?s why I want you to
Know

I?m starting with the man in
the mirror
I?m asking him to change
His ways
And no message could have
Been any clearer
If you wanna make the world
A better place
(If you wanna make the
world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and
Then make a change
Include Dempster, drop Ben Matthews
(Na na na, na na na, na na, na nah)

I?ve been a victims of a selfish
Kind of love
It?s time that I realize
Those photo's aint worth that much
Home, not a dollar to loan
Could it be really me,
Did I do those things
Not alone?

Willoughby is deeply scarred,
Schmidt is broken hearted
A washed-out dream
(Washed-out dream)
They follow the pattern of
The ACT, ya? see
Cause they got no other place
To be
That?s why I starting with me
(Starting with me)

I?m starting with the man in
The mirror
(Ohh)
I?m asking him to change
His ways
(Ohh)
And no message could have
Been any clearer
If you wanna make a better place
(If you wanna make a better place)
Drop Ben Matthews
Then make a change, include Willoughy
(Take a look at yourself and
then make the change)

[Legs Akimbo]

His name was Aka, he was a show off
With yellow highlights in his hair and a mouth Leigh wants to can
He would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star, Crouch was running into score
And then the punches flew and the free kicks too
There was blood and a single gun shot
What else was Leigh to do?

At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
At the Gabba....Swans won the game

(Gabba the Woolloongabba)

His name is Aka, he won the Brownlow
But that was many years ago, when the Lions gave him a go
Now he?s a has-been, in the reserves
Still shooting his mouth off without a care, faded highlights in his hair
He?s football?s biggest tool, he?s an arrogant fool
He lost his form and he lost his teammates
Now he's lost his mind!

At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
At the Gabba....Swans won the flag

[ScottH]

Lewis the back
I'm Lewis the back
straight from rugby scrum to you
spreading forwards with the swinging of arms
straight from private school to you

I?m bad and mean and mighty unclean
afraid of no-one
?cept the man with the bloody big whistle
BRRRRRRRR
hate that name umpire
ummmmmppppppiiiirrrre

One blow and Lewis the back,
The apple of the coach old Roosys eye was Lewis,
Poor spread Lewis,
Lewis a victim of Umpires
Ummmppiiiiires

[Wardy]

Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
His name was Aka, he was a show off
With yellow highlights in his hair and a mouth Leigh wants to can
He would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star, Crouch was running into score
And then the punches flew and the free kicks too
There was blood and a single gun shot
What else was Leigh to do?

At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
At the Gabba....Swans won the game

(Gabba the Woolloongabba)

His name is Aka, he won the Brownlow
But that was many years ago, when the Lions gave him a go
Now he?s a has-been, in the reserves
Still shooting his mouth off without a care, faded highlights in his hair
He?s football?s biggest tool, he?s an arrogant fool
He lost his form and he lost his teammates
Now he's lost his mind!

At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
At the Gabba....Swans won the flag

A pearler!!!

[Wardy]

Originally posted by ScottH
Lewis the back
I'm Lewis the back
straight from rugby scrum to you
spreading forwards with the swinging of arms
straight from private school to you

I?m bad and mean and mighty unclean
afraid of no-one
?cept the man with the bloody big whistle
BRRRRRRRR
hate that name umpire
ummmmmppppppiiiirrrre

One blow and Lewis the back,
The apple of the coach old Roosys eye was Lewis,
Poor spread Lewis,
Lewis a victim of Umpires
Ummmppiiiiires

you are all winners - so when's the recording session with a trombone and recorder solo's

[katie-scarlett]

Damn it i'm sitting here humming "at the Gabba.. the Woolangabba.."

So when's the Swans CD Volume 2 hitting the ARIA charts?

[Mike_B]

My contribution - apologies to those who don't have their fav player mentioned, but what I'm sure you could find a way to fit them into the refrain.

It's to the closing credits tune of the Simpsons Episode where the Power Plant wins the softball championship (with all the pro baseball ring-ins).


Well Mr Roos had done it,
The Swans had finally won it,
With Stephen Doyle injured all the while,
Bally's fairytale finish made us smile,
The fans screamed and yelled, some even cried,

We're talkin' premiers,
With Bazza, Nick and Leo,
Talkin' premiers,
Kirky, Schneids and Willo,

Crouchy, Fossie and C Bolts,
Jooba, Jolly and A Goodes,
We're talkin' Tiger, Monty and the NOG.

[ScottH]

Ode to Nick Davis vGeelong.


Jailbreak!
Jailbreak!
I got to kick it!
Out of here...

Heartbeats!
They were racin'...
Premiership!
He was chasin'...
Spotlights!
Sirens!
Whistles - blowin'!
But he made it out...
With a medal round his neck.

Jailbreak!

[ScottH]

Here's one for the CS.

L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi) , He's dynamite
(L.R.T., oi, oi, oi), and He'll win the fight,
(L.R.T., oi, oi, oi), He's a power load
(L.R.T.), watch him explode!

[katie-scarlett]

how often will they get to acually sing that 1? :P

[Xie Shan]

I had a spare few minutes, so came up with these lyrics to the beginning of the winning song in Eurovision 2006:

Hard ROK Hallelujah*

*title refers to Ryan O'Keefe, not the lobster

Hard ROK Hallelujah!
Hard ROK Hallelujah!

The Saints are crippled
On this September night
Lost are the lambs, no match for Ryano?s might

The cheersquad shakes down the thunder
When ROK?s about to goal... etc etc

Will be offline for a few days to give you geniuses time to work your magic with the rest.

My suggestion for the chorus:

O Blood-stained angels, drought has broken, ROK hallelujah!

[swaney]

Well guys i must say you are all absolutely brilliant and yes i will buy the cd when it comes out..so get to it...