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  • i'm-uninformed2
    Reefer Madness
    • Oct 2003
    • 4653

    #76
    Sung to the tune of Katrina and the Waves "Walking on Sunshine"

    I used to think Wallsy you loved me, but now I'm not sure
    And I just cant wait till the day when you're knocked to the floor
    Coz every time I see you on TV, I gotta hold myself down
    Coz I just wait till the day when your ego is beaten down

    I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
    I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
    I'm wailing on Wallsy, wooaah
    And don?t it feel good

    Hey alright now
    And don?t it feel good!!
    Hey Yeah
    'Delicious' is a fun word to say

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    • Legs Akimbo
      Grand Poobah
      • Apr 2005
      • 2809

      #77
      To the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Man in the Mirror'

      I'm gonna make a change,
      For once in my life
      It?s gonna feel real good
      Gonna drop Ben Matthews Gonna make a difference
      Gonna include Dempster, gonna make it right

      As?I, turn up the collar on my
      Favorite Swans tracksuit top
      This ACT thing is blowin? my mind
      I see the kids in the ACT,
      With not enough competition
      Who am I, to be blind?
      Pretending not to see
      Their needs
      A season disregarded,
      A broken footy boot
      And a one man?s career
      They go down there on
      The bus ya? know
      ?Cause they get nowhere
      else to go
      That?s why I want you to
      Know

      I?m starting with the man in
      the mirror
      I?m asking him to change
      His ways
      And no message could have
      Been any clearer
      If you wanna make the world
      A better place
      (If you wanna make the
      world a better place)
      Take a look at yourself, and
      Then make a change
      Include Dempster, drop Ben Matthews
      (Na na na, na na na, na na, na nah)

      I?ve been a victims of a selfish
      Kind of love
      It?s time that I realize
      Those photo's aint worth that much
      Home, not a dollar to loan
      Could it be really me,
      Did I do those things
      Not alone?

      Willoughby is deeply scarred,
      Schmidt is broken hearted
      A washed-out dream
      (Washed-out dream)
      They follow the pattern of
      The ACT, ya? see
      Cause they got no other place
      To be
      That?s why I starting with me
      (Starting with me)

      I?m starting with the man in
      The mirror
      (Ohh)
      I?m asking him to change
      His ways
      (Ohh)
      And no message could have
      Been any clearer
      If you wanna make a better place
      (If you wanna make a better place)
      Drop Ben Matthews
      Then make a change, include Willoughy
      (Take a look at yourself and
      then make the change)
      He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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      • Legs Akimbo
        Grand Poobah
        • Apr 2005
        • 2809

        #78
        His name was Aka, he was a show off
        With yellow highlights in his hair and a mouth Leigh wants to can
        He would merengue and do the cha-cha
        And while he tried to be a star, Crouch was running into score
        And then the punches flew and the free kicks too
        There was blood and a single gun shot
        What else was Leigh to do?

        At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
        The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
        At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
        Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
        At the Gabba....Swans won the game

        (Gabba the Woolloongabba)

        His name is Aka, he won the Brownlow
        But that was many years ago, when the Lions gave him a go
        Now he?s a has-been, in the reserves
        Still shooting his mouth off without a care, faded highlights in his hair
        He?s football?s biggest tool, he?s an arrogant fool
        He lost his form and he lost his teammates
        Now he's lost his mind!

        At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
        The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
        At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
        Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
        At the Gabba....Swans won the flag
        He had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.

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        • ScottH
          It's Goodes to cheer!!
          • Sep 2003
          • 23665

          #79
          Lewis the back
          I'm Lewis the back
          straight from rugby scrum to you
          spreading forwards with the swinging of arms
          straight from private school to you

          I?m bad and mean and mighty unclean
          afraid of no-one
          ?cept the man with the bloody big whistle
          BRRRRRRRR
          hate that name umpire
          ummmmmppppppiiiirrrre

          One blow and Lewis the back,
          The apple of the coach old Roosys eye was Lewis,
          Poor spread Lewis,
          Lewis a victim of Umpires
          Ummmppiiiiires

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          • Wardy
            The old Boiler!
            • Sep 2003
            • 6676

            #80
            Originally posted by Legs Akimbo
            His name was Aka, he was a show off
            With yellow highlights in his hair and a mouth Leigh wants to can
            He would merengue and do the cha-cha
            And while he tried to be a star, Crouch was running into score
            And then the punches flew and the free kicks too
            There was blood and a single gun shot
            What else was Leigh to do?

            At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
            The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
            At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
            Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
            At the Gabba....Swans won the game

            (Gabba the Woolloongabba)

            His name is Aka, he won the Brownlow
            But that was many years ago, when the Lions gave him a go
            Now he?s a has-been, in the reserves
            Still shooting his mouth off without a care, faded highlights in his hair
            He?s football?s biggest tool, he?s an arrogant fool
            He lost his form and he lost his teammates
            Now he's lost his mind!

            At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba (Woolloongabba)
            The hottest spot north of Carrara (here)
            At the Gabba (GAB!), the Woolloongabba
            Footy and thrashin? were always the fashion
            At the Gabba....Swans won the flag
            A pearler!!!
            I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
            Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
            AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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            • Wardy
              The old Boiler!
              • Sep 2003
              • 6676

              #81
              Originally posted by ScottH
              Lewis the back
              I'm Lewis the back
              straight from rugby scrum to you
              spreading forwards with the swinging of arms
              straight from private school to you

              I?m bad and mean and mighty unclean
              afraid of no-one
              ?cept the man with the bloody big whistle
              BRRRRRRRR
              hate that name umpire
              ummmmmppppppiiiirrrre

              One blow and Lewis the back,
              The apple of the coach old Roosys eye was Lewis,
              Poor spread Lewis,
              Lewis a victim of Umpires
              Ummmppiiiiires
              you are all winners - so when's the recording session with a trombone and recorder solo's
              I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
              Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
              AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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              • katie-scarlett
                On the Rookie List
                • Dec 2005
                • 515

                #82
                Damn it i'm sitting here humming "at the Gabba.. the Woolangabba.."

                So when's the Swans CD Volume 2 hitting the ARIA charts?

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                • Mike_B
                  Peyow Peyow
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 6267

                  #83
                  My contribution - apologies to those who don't have their fav player mentioned, but what I'm sure you could find a way to fit them into the refrain.

                  It's to the closing credits tune of the Simpsons Episode where the Power Plant wins the softball championship (with all the pro baseball ring-ins).


                  Well Mr Roos had done it,
                  The Swans had finally won it,
                  With Stephen Doyle injured all the while,
                  Bally's fairytale finish made us smile,
                  The fans screamed and yelled, some even cried,

                  We're talkin' premiers,
                  With Bazza, Nick and Leo,
                  Talkin' premiers,
                  Kirky, Schneids and Willo,

                  Crouchy, Fossie and C Bolts,
                  Jooba, Jolly and A Goodes,
                  We're talkin' Tiger, Monty and the NOG.

                  I'm on the Chandwagon!!!

                  If you cannot compete for the premiership, it's better to be young and exciting than middle-aged and dowdy.

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                  • ScottH
                    It's Goodes to cheer!!
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23665

                    #84
                    Ode to Nick Davis vGeelong.


                    Jailbreak!
                    Jailbreak!
                    I got to kick it!
                    Out of here...

                    Heartbeats!
                    They were racin'...
                    Premiership!
                    He was chasin'...
                    Spotlights!
                    Sirens!
                    Whistles - blowin'!
                    But he made it out...
                    With a medal round his neck.

                    Jailbreak!

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                    • ScottH
                      It's Goodes to cheer!!
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23665

                      #85
                      Here's one for the CS.

                      L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
                      L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
                      L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
                      L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi)
                      L.R.T., (oi, oi, oi) , He's dynamite
                      (L.R.T., oi, oi, oi), and He'll win the fight,
                      (L.R.T., oi, oi, oi), He's a power load
                      (L.R.T.), watch him explode!

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                      • katie-scarlett
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 515

                        #86
                        how often will they get to acually sing that 1? :P

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                        • sydfan83
                          Senior Player
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2929

                          #87
                          I had a spare few minutes, so came up with these lyrics to the beginning of the winning song in Eurovision 2006:

                          Hard ROK Hallelujah*

                          *title refers to Ryan O'Keefe, not the lobster

                          Hard ROK Hallelujah!
                          Hard ROK Hallelujah!

                          The Saints are crippled
                          On this September night
                          Lost are the lambs, no match for Ryano?s might

                          The cheersquad shakes down the thunder
                          When ROK?s about to goal... etc etc

                          Will be offline for a few days to give you geniuses time to work your magic with the rest.

                          My suggestion for the chorus:

                          O Blood-stained angels, drought has broken, ROK hallelujah!
                          Last edited by Xie Shan; 25 May 2006, 06:36 PM.

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                          • swaney
                            On the Rookie List
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 31

                            #88
                            Well guys i must say you are all absolutely brilliant and yes i will buy the cd when it comes out..so get to it...

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