C'mon Swannies etc

[ScottH]

Originally posted by Wardy
Ya think?

Nah!!

[Wardy]

I will award a prize to anyone who can produce a Swans song to the tune " the girl from Ipenema" or "Quando Quando Quando"

[katie-scarlett]

Originally posted by ScottH
Scheiderman, Scheiderman,
Does whatever a forward can
Spins a ball, any size,
Catches backs just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Scheiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got red and white blood.
Can he kick them dead
Take a mark overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Scheiderman.

In the chill of night
At the 50 metre line
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Scheiderman, Scheiderman
Friendly neighborhood Scheiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Scheiderman.

wow.. that was tr?s fast.
good work!

[S.U.D]

How about one to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back"

It can start something along the lines of:

We like the cup and we cannot lie
all the melbourne journos can't deny
etc.
etc.

And you can replace "Baby Got Back" with "Back To Back"

BTW, C'mon Swannies C'Mon is brilliant

[swannieserin]

Originally posted by Wardy
... now who do we know that owns a recording studio - or should we just get the good old cassette player with plug in microphone sing someones shed?

Everyone sounds good in a bathroom!

[Mike_B]

Originally posted by Wardy
I will award a prize to anyone who can produce a Swans song to the tune " the girl from Ipenema" or "Quando Quando Quando"

You can have the chorus of

Hero of the backline
Leo Leo Leo Leeeeeeeo....

Those are the only words I know

[ScottH]

Tell me when will Chambers goal
Tell me quando, quando, quando
We can share a laugh at him
Please don?t make me yell abuse!

When will you Grundy get a game?
Tell me quando, quando, quando
....
....
....

[ScottH]

Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Kirk.
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause Leo can't find reverse.

Lt. Longmire, report.
There's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, MCG;
there's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, Paul.

Analysis, Mr. Colless.
It's last year, since we won it, since we won it, since we won it;
it's last year, since we won it, since we won the Cup.

There's Sainters on the Members wing, Members wing, Members wing;
there's Sainters on the Members wing, Members wing, Paul.

Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Hall.
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, Tadhg can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. Gibbs.
It's worse than that, he's Chambers, Paul, Chambers, Paul, Chambers, Paul;
it's worse than that, he's Chambers, Paul, Chambers, Paul, Chambers.

It's last year, since we won it, since we won it, since we won it;
it's last year, since we won it, since we won the Cup.

There's Bombers diving on the ground, on the ground, on the ground;
there's Bombers diving on the ground, on the ground, Paul.

Swanship Captain, Bret T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot for goal, shoot for goal, shoot for goal;
we come in peace, shoot for goal, shoot for goal, dudes.

It's worse than that, he's Spriggs, Paul, Spriggs, Paul, Spriggs, Paul;
it's worse than that, he's Spriggs, Paul, Spriggs, Paul, Spriggs.

Well, it's last year, since we won it, since we won it, since we won it;
it's last year, since we won it, since we won the Cup.

There's Pussies on the Outer wing, Outer wing, Outer wing;
there's Pussies on the Outer wing, scrape 'em off, Paul.

Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Barry.
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things Benny?s getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. ScottH:
Ye cannot change the laws of Amon, laws of Amon, laws of Amon;
ye cannot change the laws of Amon, laws of Amon, Paul.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot for goal, shoot for goal, shoot for goal;
we come in peace, shoot for goal; ScottH, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's hot, ROK, hot, ROK, hot, Paul;
it's worse than that, he's hot, ROK, hot, ROK, hot.

Well, it's last year, since we won it, since we won it, since we won it;
it's last year, since we won it, since we won it, Captain.

There's Tigers on the Telstra Dome, Telstra Dome, Telstra Dome;
there's Tigers on the Telstra Dome, better win BIG!

Ye cannot change Lewis jocks, Paul.
Och, #!*& Roosy.

It's worse than that, it's flooding, Paul.

Bridge to engine room, flooding factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more Andy'll blow, Cap'n!

Swan Trekkin' across the SCG,
On the Swanship Premiership under three Captains.
Swan Trekkin' across the SCG,
Only going forward 'cause everyones in defence.

Swan Trekkin' across the MCG,
On the Swanship Premiership under three Captains.
Swan Trekkin' across the MCG,
Only going forward, still can't find Chambers.

[swannieserin]

Originally posted by ScottH
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Kirk.
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause Leo can't find reverse.

......

Now thats what I call awesome!

[giant]

Amazing what can happen here when you people use your genius for the powers of good and not badness.

[ScottH]

Originally posted by giant
Amazing what can happen here when you people use your genius for the powers of good and not badness.

It has something to do with twins!!

[swannieserin]

The Flipper theme song would be a good one. I just don't have the creativity to do it today.

[katie-scarlett]

Originally posted by swannieserin
The Flipper theme song would be a good one. I just don't have the creativity to do it today.

..like Flipper the dolphin? There's a theme song??

[Wardy]

Originally posted by ScottH
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Kirk.
Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause Leo can't find reverse.

Lt. Longmire, report.
There's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, MCG;
there's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, Paul.
.

That is gold!!! thats it - ROK & Scott are the new MOJO!!!!

[ScottH]

Originally posted by katie-scarlett
..like Flipper the dolphin? There's a theme song??

Kids these days!!


They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!