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  • katie-scarlett
    On the Rookie List
    • Dec 2005
    • 515

    #46
    woah.. learn something new everyday.

    I know the Captain Planet theme song.
    I do believe that redeems me.

    Originally posted by Wardy
    That is gold!!! thats it - ROK & Scott are the new MOJO!!!!
    ROK & Scott doesn't have the same ring as Simon & Garfunkel.

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    • Wardy
      The old Boiler!
      • Sep 2003
      • 6676

      #47
      Originally posted by ScottH
      Kids these days!!


      They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
      No-one you see, is smarter than he,
      And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
      Flying there-under, under the sea!
      Everyone loves the king of the sea,
      Ever so kind and gentle is he,
      Tricks he will do when children appear,
      And how they laugh when he's near!
      They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
      No-one you see, is smarter than he,
      And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
      Flying there-under, under the sea!
      Hmm thanks for reminding me of that little tune - its stuck in my head now!
      I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
      Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
      AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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      • Wardy
        The old Boiler!
        • Sep 2003
        • 6676

        #48
        Originally posted by katie-scarlett
        woah.. learn something new everyday.

        I know the Captain Planet theme song.
        I do believe that redeems me.


        ROK & Scott doesn't have the same ring as Simon & Garfunkel.
        well S & G havent written ditties like the Mojo chaps - hence the reference to Mojo. Although a footy version of "Feelin Groovy" might be interesting.
        I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
        Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
        AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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        • Mel
          Regular in the Side
          • Jul 2005
          • 883

          #49
          Originally posted by ScottH
          Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
          On the Swanship Premiership under Captain Kirk.
          Swan Trekkin' across the universe,
          Only going forward 'cause Leo can't find reverse.

          Lt. Longmire, report.
          There's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, MCG;
          there's Eagles on the MCG, MCG, Paul.


          etc....
          Brilliant! May be my new favourite.

          Aren't you two talented chaps?
          Life's not a spectator sport

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          • Lucky Knickers
            Fandom of Fabulousness
            • Oct 2003
            • 4220

            #50
            Originally posted by Wardy
            I will award a prize to anyone who can produce a Swans song to the tune " the girl from Ipenema"
            Here's my attempt......


            Tall and blonde and young and gangley
            The fullback from Sydney goes running
            And when he passes, each player he passes too goes ? ARGGGGGGHHHHH

            When he runs, he?s like a giraffe
            With only one leg, he makes a cirle
            That when he passes, each ball he passes goes OOBOTF

            OOB ? but we watch him so sadly
            How can we tell him not to play on
            When he is outside the boundary

            But each week as he takes a handball receive
            He stuffs up the disposal like Benny

            Tall and blonde and young and gangley
            The fullback from Sydney goes running
            And when he passes, we smile ? as he doesn?t see Barry (who is free)
            (Lewie just doesnt see....who is free.....and move it on quickly....)

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            • Go Swannies
              Veterans List
              • Sep 2003
              • 5697

              #51
              Originally posted by Wardy
              well S & G havent written ditties like the Mojo chaps - hence the reference to Mojo. Although a footy version of "Feelin Groovy" might be interesting.
              Would you need to change it?

              "Slow down, you move too fast
              Gotta make the morning last
              Just kickin' down the cobblestones
              Looking for fun
              and feeling groovy"

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              • Wardy
                The old Boiler!
                • Sep 2003
                • 6676

                #52
                Originally posted by Go Swannies
                Would you need to change it?

                "Slow down, you move too fast
                Gotta make the morning last
                Just kickin' down the cobblestones
                Looking for fun
                and feeling groovy"
                I dont know if the boys would like to kick rocks but I get your drift - man!
                I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                • Wardy
                  The old Boiler!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 6676

                  #53
                  ok how about a footy version of Macarthurs Park!!!
                  I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..................
                  Chickens drink - but they don't pee!
                  AGE IS ONLY IMPORTANT FOR TWO THINGS - WINE & CHEESE!

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                  • Lucky Knickers
                    Fandom of Fabulousness
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4220

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Wardy
                    ok how about a footy version of Macarthurs Park!!!
                    Before I start on that...Did I get the Prize for my tribute to the boy from Shore Grammer?

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                    • Thunder Shaker
                      Aut vincere aut mori
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4200

                      #55
                      Originally posted by katie-scarlett
                      hey ROK, wanna change the Spiderman lyrics to Schneiderman?

                      Spiderman, Spiderman,
                      Does whatever a spider can
                      Spins a web, any size,
                      Catches thieves just like flies
                      Look Out!
                      Here comes the Spiderman.
                      It's a shame that the Lions don't have Spaanderman on their list anymore. With Spaanderman and Fixter in the same side, Cometti would have had more one-liners than the Comedy Festival.
                      "Unbelievable!" -- Nick Davis leaves his mark on the 2005 semi final

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                      • katie-scarlett
                        On the Rookie List
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 515

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Lucky Knickers
                        Before I start on that...Did I get the Prize for my tribute to the boy from Shore Grammer?
                        No boy from Shore should be tributed to.
                        (I know tributed isn't a word but just had a 2 hour tute. So hush, brain drained.)

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                        • cruiser
                          What the frack!
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 6114

                          #57
                          Best thread so far this year! What fun its been to read this after a long, hard day at work. Thank you contributors, especially Lobster and Scott. You ROK!!
                          Occupational hazards:
                          I don't eat animals since discovering this ability. I used to. But one day the lamb I was eating came through to me and ever since then I haven't been able to eat meat.
                          - animal psychic Amanda de Warren

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                          • giant
                            Veterans List
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 4731

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
                            It's a shame that the Lions don't have Spaanderman on their list anymore. With Spaanderman and Fixter in the same side, Cometti would have had more one-liners than the Comedy Festival.
                            speaking of which, did anyone catch Commetti's reference to "Sylvia's smother" in the Melbourne game recently?

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                            • ROK Lobster
                              RWO Life Member
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 8658

                              #59
                              Seeing as there was a simon and garfunkel comparison.

                              I am a ROK - for crusier

                              A winters day
                              On a cricket ground in Sydney;
                              I play on,
                              An uncontested mark in the shadow of the Members
                              Running in to the open goal -
                              They call me ROK,
                              Up in the No-o-ble.
                              I've scored goals,
                              I wear shorts, short and tighty,
                              That none may penetrate.
                              I have no need of handballs; and tackling causes pain.
                              And the rucking and the roving I disdain.
                              They call me ROK,
                              Up in the No-o-ble.

                              Dont talk of trades,
                              But Ive heard the words before;
                              Melbourne's in my memory.
                              I wont disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
                              If I never moved I never would have ROOTED A PRINCESS PEOPLE!.
                              They call me ROK,
                              Up in the No-o-ble.

                              I have my looks
                              And my Bon-Bon to protect me;
                              I am shielded from the purists,
                              Running down the wing, getting set to ping.
                              I touch no one and no one touches me.
                              They call me ROK
                              Up in the No-o-ble.

                              And a ROK runs on by;
                              And the Noble simply sighs.

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                              • OldE

                                #60
                                Originally posted by swannieserin
                                The Flipper theme song would be a good one. I just don't have the creativity to do it today.
                                I started a Schneider song to the Flipper tune a while back, but haven't gotten past the first bit

                                Yes he's Schneider, Schneider
                                Faster than lightning
                                So small it's frightening
                                But he can kick goals.

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