Roos successor? Vote here.

[ScottH]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
Better than knowing nothing about something...

Try reading some self help books.

[ROK Lobster]

Originally posted by australian_made

I nominate ROK.

I'll be glad to help if the board sees it that way. Otherwise, I'm nominating one of Roosey's kids.

[cruiser]

Originally posted by Jeffers1984
Caroline Wilson.

She's such a Richmond scrubber. One of the joys I got out of Saturdays big win was knowing she would be pained by it.

[Missy]

Originally posted by Thunder Shaker
Fraser Gehrig (sounds strange, I know, but he is keen to coach somewhere and he will become an assistant coach somewhere when he retires)

Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! No way! I couldn't stomach that.

Vote 1 for Stuey.

[Lucky Knickers]

What about a rotating coach?

[floppinab]

Originally posted by Lucky Knickers
What about a rotating coach?

Stick a microwave plate in the coaches box then. No worries.

[Albert Park]

Originally posted by lachlanc
You know, his name didn't occur to me when I wrote the original post. I must be severely lacking in vision not to have recognized the terrible inevitability...

Now youre thinking. But let's make Akermanis assistant coach and give Dean Laidley Roos' job.

Aka would defy and torment Dean until he erupted into a spluterring frenzy. They could fight in the coachs' box and Dean could smash phones and spit a lot. It wont win many games but it sure would be a lot more exciting than watching Roosey unscrew the cap off his bottle of water, take a drink, pause, look out the window then screw the cap back on.
I ask you, is that what the fans want from a coach these days??
No wonder Paul cant get "On the Couch' or WLF or host the Footy Show.
Lethal Lee might be losing games but at least he lines up three Brownlow medalists and biffs them around at Quarter time

Just winning Premierships is not enough today ; a coach has to have his own attention grabbing act. Paul is just too laid back for his own good !!
And while we're at it let's dump the CEO and draft Dermott to run the club. We wouldn't take any nonsense from anybody if old Dermie showed Bazza how to draw a line in the sand

I mean , really; havent we got enough to do, worrying about Rocket and his Dogs,with out wasting time with counterfactual hypotheses like this one? Things must be slow up at Bulledelah !
Please dont go putting the mockers on Mr Roos : he knows what he's doing!!

[S.U.D]

Ryan Fitzgerald.

We should then have a lot more Friday Night Games

That's just sad

[dendol]

Originally posted by Albert Park
I mean , really; havent we got enough to do, worrying about Rocket and his Dogs,with out wasting time with counterfactual hypotheses like this one?

My time is mine to waste,; so i'll : speculate all i want about coaches

Give Paul Kelly the job. He can sing songs like "Dumb Things" to LRT and Leo at half time when they have their brain explosions.

[undy]

Originally posted by Albert Park
Now youre thinking. But let's make Akermanis assistant coach and give Dean Laidley Roos' job.

Aka would defy and torment Dean until he erupted into a spluterring frenzy. They could fight in the coachs' box and Dean could smash phones and spit a lot. It wont win many games but it sure would be a lot more exciting than watching Roosey unscrew the cap off his bottle of water, take a drink, pause, look out the window then screw the cap back on.
I ask you, is that what the fans want from a coach these days??

:

I'm waiting for the day that they cut to Roosy in the first quarter and he's chugging away at a large bottle of whisky or some other recognisable spirit. Maybe a bundy and coke and the stupid polar bear is in the picture sitting next to him, looking at the players through binoculars.