Match thread: Sydney Swans v St Kilda June 7 2026 03:15 PM AEST @ SCG

[imuninformedtwo]

Just for the record, there are St Kilda fans online asking about the footage of Riley Bice touching the Wilson kick for goal: “Does that look like a human hand to you?”

I mean, with supporters like that, what could possibly go wrong

[Hotpotato]

Heeney was bonkers tough. 30 possies, 11 contested, 6 tackles, 10 score involvements, 2 goals and of course the final give - all with a bloke hanging off him in a way that Isaac will be giving birth in 9 months.

The difference for me though is how clean he stays. And some of those left foot kicks down the outer side wing in the final quarter, only he can do. Let alone the late switch to a left handed handball to Serong.

Isaac is the best all round footballer I’ve seen live. What he
does in a game is mind boggling. My kids call him The Rock Star.

[dejavoodoo44]

Just for the record, there are St Kilda fans online asking about the footage of Riley Bice touching the Wilson kick for goal: “Does that look like a human hand to you?”

I mean, with supporters like that, what could possibly go wrong

Well, I hope that they get to test the validity of that argument in the High Court. It would make quite a fun documentary.

And if it's not a human hand, what do they think it is? Alien? Kangaroo? Transformer?

[dejavoodoo44]

Well, I hope that they get to test the validity of that argument in the High Court. It would make quite a fun documentary.

And if it's not a human hand, what do they think it is? Alien? Kangaroo? Transformer?

"Er, you do realise that if you win this thing, you'll finish 11th instead of 12th, don't you?"
"Doesn't matter. It's the principle of the matter."