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  • swantastic
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2006
    • 7275

    9 Umpires

    Yes on No
    14
    Bloody Stupid
    0%
    11
    Could be good for the game
    0%
    2
    It will cause even more stopages
    0%
    1
    Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

  • j s
    Think positive!
    • Jan 2003
    • 3303

    #2
    There were nine umps at Nth Sydney.

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    • Sanecow
      Suspended by the MRP
      • Mar 2003
      • 6917

      #3
      One for each post and one field umpire sounds OK?!

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      • 573v30
        On the bandwagon...
        • Sep 2005
        • 5017

        #4
        I'd have nightmares if there were nine McLarens umpiring...
        I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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        • swantastic
          Veterans List
          • Jan 2006
          • 7275

          #5
          Originally posted by 573v30
          I'd have nightmares if there were nine McLarens umpiring...
          Thanks a lot Jee Man for ruinining my good nights sleep that was coming up.
          Now this is a thread that i would expect on the ego -centric, wank session that is redandwhiteonline.com...

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          • ScottH
            It's Goodes to cheer!!
            • Sep 2003
            • 23665

            #6
            When a decision is in disute, do they have a vote and the majority rules?

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            • DeadlyAkkuret
              Veterans List
              • Oct 2006
              • 4547

              #7
              Think of it this way. If four stupid money's can't type a novel, would 9 stupid monkey's be able to? No!

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              • Bloody Hell
                Senior Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 3085

                #8
                I'd have 1 central senior umpire - 4 boundry umpires, that can rule on the field and 1 goal umpire at each. It's hard to explain how it would work without a diagram...but use your imagination.
                The eternal connundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

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                • ScottH
                  It's Goodes to cheer!!
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bloody Hell
                  I'd have 1 central senior umpire - 4 boundry umpires, that can rule on the field and 1 goal umpire at each. It's hard to explain how it would work without a diagram...but use your imagination.
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                  How's that??

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                  • laughingnome
                    Amateur Statsman
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 1624

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bloody Hell
                    I'd have 1 central senior umpire - 4 boundry umpires, that can rule on the field and 1 goal umpire at each. It's hard to explain how it would work without a diagram...but use your imagination.
                    Maybe its the blocked sinuses sloly crushingmy brain, but this doesn't seem like such a bad idea. The central umpire has ultimate power (and thereby deminishes the inconsistancy that is rife between some umpires during a game) while the four boundary umpires are his extra eyes, who can call frees (but not ball-ups) and can be over-ruled by the central umpire. And the goal umpires can go back to wearing those awesome bowler hats instead of that baseball crap they've been wearing recently.

                    And where are the female umpires these days? Have they all disappeared again?
                    10100111001 ;-)

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