Goldspink fails fitness criteria

[Glenn]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,21436274%255E19742,00.html

Well least we can't get him round 1

[goswannie14]

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/foo...E19742,00.html

Well least we can't get him round 1

Now all we need is for McLaren to do a hammy and everything will be alright.

[giant]

Tragic.

[Glenn]

Now all we need is for McLaren to do a hammy and everything will be alright.

Not to wish injury on anyone, but exceptions to ever rule

[goswannie14]

Not to wish injury on anyone, but exceptions to ever rule

I wouldn't normally, but he is an umpire.

[Glenn]

That's debatable at times

[Wardy]

shame!!!

[j s]

That bit of wonderful news was revealed on The Footy Show - was surprised no-one here picked up on it. The panel (players and hosts) had difficulty suppressing their glee.

[Wardy]

I wonder if he has had some elocution lessons, I mean if he is going to be miked up - surely he should have decent pronunciation instead of sounding so, so nasal!

[reigning premier]

is highly regarded by the AFL umpiring department for his decision making.

We talking about the same person???

This knob has cost us many a game.... We never, ever get thos 50/50 calls our way with this bastard....

Goldspink does not possess the typically svelte umpires' build

Now this bit did make me laugh.....

I didn't know they had a swimsuit section in the umpire-selection-process. Clearly he's put on a few pounds over summer or needs to get some waxing done!!

[Wardy]

We talking about the same person???

This knob has cost us many a game.... We never, ever get thos 50/50 calls our way with this bastard....



Now this bit did make me laugh.....

I didn't know they had a swimsuit section in the umpire-selection-process. Clearly he's put on a few pounds over summer or needs to get some waxing done!!

He could always ask Shane Warnes Mum for some fluid tablets, that will make him look a bit better on the telly - swollen ankles are just so ugly with long socks!

[JF_Bay22_SCG]

Gee, I am seriously going to miss "Gift Wrap" & the blatently obvious frees he persistantly misses.

Darren Goldspink is the type of person who was probably a prefect at school & was hated for it. Kind of like Reg on "the Bill", an officious geek that nobody liked. You know, the type who person who probably pulls the wings off flies and watches them walking around awaiting certain death.

A world without Darren Goldspink is a better place for everyone.

JF

[VideoMan]

Hey credit to the guy..he did put the whitle away in the last qrt of the 2005 Grand Final.

[Doctor]

Hey credit to the guy..he did put the whitle away in the last qrt of the 2005 Grand Final.

I was about to post something very similar. Despite what I thought of him prior to the 2005 GF, he more than made up for it that day.

[goswannie14]

Kind of like Reg on "the Bill", an officious geek that nobody liked.

Reg was always and still is a "relief" favourite on The Bill. Don't know how you could think otherwise.