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  • Bas
    Veterans List
    • Jan 2003
    • 4457

    Footy Rumour Going Round

    A mate at work heard the following today by email. The names have been changed to please the moderators and as none of this information is confirmed as being true, it is an allegation. I'd be surprised if it wasn't on Big Footy un-edited.

    The email states.....

    The person referred to in The Sunday Age as the champion ex player now media identity who is full on into coke etc is Gerry Tiger. The cops are threatening that they will use the media to expose him if he doesn't roll over and give evidence about the dealer supplying the high flyers party scene.

    A whisper also that Essendon is a big consumer of the gear .

    Cheers (if anyone out there still drinks that is !!)

    Subject: Bill-Near relative Low Down

    Could this be true????

    The story going around


    Bill Near-relative's ex girlfriend went to West Coast player Alan WEMBLEY's joint trying to find where Bill Near-relative was living. WEMBLEY who is one of Bill Near-relative's best mate claimed he didn't know. WEMBLEY's girlfriend was there and told Bill Near-relative's girlfriend that WEMBLEY knew and was lying. WEMBLEY wimped it and said that Bill Near-relative was living with Donald Duck. WEMBLEY agreed to drive both girls to Donald Duck's address.

    When they get there they find Donald Duck and Bill Near-relative in the raw with about 6 other girls and a table full of cocaine. Donald Duck cracked it with WEMBLEY for bringing the girls around when he was supposed to keep the address a secret so he starts punching into WEMBLEY. WEMBLEY's missus starts punching into Donald Duck. Bill Near-relative's girlfriend grabs the white powder and throws about $20,000.00 worth out the window. She then starts punching into the women walking around with nothing on.

    Bill Near-relative is lying on the floor stoned off his head. Bill Near-relative's girlfriend rings the club and the rest is history ..............
    Last edited by Bas; 28 March 2007, 11:21 AM.
    In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.
  • cruiser
    What the frack!
    • Jul 2004
    • 6114

    #2
    Originally posted by Woodsy
    Love it, absolutely love it - glad that names have been changed to protect the innocent LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brilliant.
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    • Wardy
      The old Boiler!
      • Sep 2003
      • 6676

      #3
      The names changes are priceless - IF there is any grain of truth in it - and lets face it these things have a habit (sorry!) of getting a bit out of control!- then the problems that WC have are bigger than Ben Hur!
      Last edited by Wardy; 28 March 2007, 01:17 PM.
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      • Lucky Knickers
        Fandom of Fabulousness
        • Oct 2003
        • 4220

        #4
        Very funny....
        Gives a whole new meaning to Harry "HIGH" Pants.

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        • Bas
          Veterans List
          • Jan 2003
          • 4457

          #5
          I must admit, Mr Wembly's name was a hard one to come up with. Other possible choices were Mr Club Emblem or Cinders.

          I am very surprised about Mr Tigers if that is true.
          In memory of my little Staffy - Dicey, 17.06.2005 to 1.12.2011- I'll miss you mate.

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          • shippo
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            Site Admin
            • Jun 2005
            • 132

            #6
            Seems to me Mr Wembley needs to re-check the "don't bust in on your mates" section in the Footballer's hand book.
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            • ScottH
              It's Goodes to cheer!!
              • Sep 2003
              • 23665

              #7
              Originally posted by Bas
              I must admit, Mr Wembly's name was a hard one to come up with. Other possible choices were Mr Club Emblem or Cinders.

              I am very surprised about Mr Tigers if that is true.
              Very clever names!

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              • 573v30
                On the bandwagon...
                • Sep 2005
                • 5017

                #8
                The uncensored version was up on BigFooty for a while, but I think they took it down. I guess they want to avoid another lawsuit.
                I only support one team: The SYDNEY SWANS!!!!! :adore

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                • Dave
                  Let those truckers roll
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1557

                  #9
                  Classic.
                  "My theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it's more plentiful than hydrogen" - Frank Zappa

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